Proposal for keeping lame classes out of ET

[Miles_Teg]

Wouldn’t it be great if we could play a game of ET without anyone being a lame class?

First off, no covert ops - that’s such a n00b class. Being a soldier with the smg is equally n00bish, panzerfausts are just gay, flamerthrowers are useless, mortars are boring, and to use an MG you have to camp, which is totally lame. So no soldiers. The grenade rifle is a n00b weapon that takes no ‘skill’, so if you’re an engineer, you’ve got to take the smg. And you can’t use mines, as they’re tantamount to camping and take no skill. Games get really lame if field ops are spamming aistrikes and artillery, so we should disallow those - you can be a field ops, but you can’t use any special abilities other than giving out ammo. And rambo medics are totally imbalanced, so if you play medic you’re not allowed to shoot a gun. But it’d be so ghey to play a class that can’t shoot, so actually no medics.

The above suggestions should ensure a more fun game for everyone.

We could call it quaket.

[/rant]

[blushing_bride]

and we should be able to kick anyone we dont like without having to a call a vote

[Ragnar_40k]

Yeah! And every time you shot two enemies in a row w/o getting killed you get autokicked, because your a lamer. Shooting an enemy from behind: lamer autokick. Killing an enemy with less than one ammo clip: lamer autokick. Use the sprint key or strafing while shooting: huuuh, lamer autokick.

[Miles_Teg]

Brilliant ideas, both of you.

Now I’ll just write off to activision for the source code and I want you two editing it (I would myself, but getting involved enough in a game to edit the code is lame, really).

[Ragnar_40k]

Brilliant ideas, both of you.
Now I’ll just write off to activision for the source code and I want you two editing it (I would myself, but getting involved enough in a game to edit the code is lame, really).

Maybe you can get Shrub or Bani to write a NoLamer-Mod.
And btw: jumping, crouching, going prone and leaning is lame too (sorry I forgot it in my first post).
And why should Field Ops be able to give ammo? And get points for it? That is so lame, so most Field Ops even don’t do it in regular ET.
Ha! And killing enemies is sooo lame, you should get an XP penalty for it!

[ColdBackHAND]

Medic’s are lame because they revive people. Take away their needle and medpacks so other lamer’s can get a keel. I forgot about the “two keel auto kick”. So who is playing the game.

c-ya

[WiGgLeRiCe]

Of course in a real war our soldiers too complain about enemies having machine guns, airstrikes and rocket launchers. They too wish enemies only have slingshots. So if you want this game realistic ya gotta cope with the unfair realities and work with your teammates around it.

[_B_Visa]

Heh the only thing that makes the classes lame are the asshats that use them foolishly…

Sure the fools seem to enjoy wasting the covert class but if you’ve ever played with a covert that knows what he’s doin you’d be really happy to have him on your team :chef:

Ike-T

[skinner]

i think i speak for everyone here today when i say, GO FUCK A CHICKEN

[Wraith2k3]

You know what else is lame? People who take this thread seriously.

[Mastec]

First off, no covert ops - that’s such a n00b class. Being a soldier with the smg is equally n00bish, panzerfausts are just gay, flamerthrowers are useless, mortars are boring, and to use an MG you have to camp, which is totally lame. So no soldiers. The grenade rifle is a n00b weapon that takes no ‘skill’, so if you’re an engineer, you’ve got to take the smg. And you can’t use mines, as they’re tantamount to camping and take no skill. Games get really lame if field ops are spamming aistrikes and artillery, so we should disallow those - you can be a field ops, but you can’t use any special abilities other than giving out ammo. And rambo medics are totally imbalanced, so if you play medic you’re not allowed to shoot a gun. But it’d be so ghey to play a class that can’t shoot, so actually no medics.
[/rant]

You know what is the most lame, people who whine and cry about getting owned by a panzer or flamer. If you crybabies can’t handle the weapons of war, GO PLAY Counter Strike or don’t play at all. You people are so pathetic it’s not funny.[/b]

[duke_ku]

am i the only person who heard a very loud whoosh over mastec’s head?

[_iw_Death]

This Thread is lame…

[DrGav]

i thought this thread was a brilliant piece of satire, actually.

[Crash]

[quote=“Mastec”]

First off, no covert ops - that’s such a n00b class. Being a soldier with the smg is equally n00bish, panzerfausts are just gay, flamerthrowers are useless, mortars are boring, and to use an MG you have to camp, which is totally lame. So no soldiers. The grenade rifle is a n00b weapon that takes no ‘skill’, so if you’re an engineer, you’ve got to take the smg. And you can’t use mines, as they’re tantamount to camping and take no skill. Games get really lame if field ops are spamming aistrikes and artillery, so we should disallow those - you can be a field ops, but you can’t use any special abilities other than giving out ammo. And rambo medics are totally imbalanced, so if you play medic you’re not allowed to shoot a gun. But it’d be so ghey to play a class that can’t shoot, so actually no medics.
[/rant]

You know what is the most lame, people who whine and cry about getting owned by a panzer or flamer. If you crybabies can’t handle the weapons of war, GO PLAY Counter Strike or don’t play at all. You people are so pathetic it’s not funny.[/b][/quote]
:drink:

[Bongoboy]

Is everyone feeling better?

Can I close this thread now?

:moo:

[Vetinari]

yes… please close it as soon as possible

[Ragnar_40k]

Ahh, one I forgot (just before you close the thread ;-)): Engineers shouldn’t get any points at all for poking around with their pincers in certain places. That is lame².

[Bongoboy]

Please, all of you, seek professional help.

It’s good to let out the Rage, don’t get me wrong. But it costs a fortune to wipe this place clean of all the saliva and foam and blood and stuff…

Ca…can’t we…all…just…get along? etc

:moo: