Playing with fire


(TAngelo) #1

No, not another flamethrower topic, but a topic on dangerous things to do in ET, or times you’ve shook your head over someone tempting fate to the extreme. The motivation for such a topic was a fellow axis engineer I played with some time last week. We were playing Oasis, and the allies had planted at the north gun. I rushed for the gun, was able to take out the enemy engy, and darted inside to defuse. I was a little on the late side, but still well on time. The plant was on top of the gun, so I’m sitting there on top of it, defusing as the dyno’s timer ticks away – until suddenly I’m knifed in the back…by the other engineer, who TKs me so he can defuse himself and get the XP. Worst of all was the south gun had already been blown, so he could’ve cost us the match. Amazing.

Anyone have similar experiences to share?


(shazmax) #2

After the heightened alert in the States about Mad Cow’s disease…I went out to our local restaraunt and ordered some steak. After first biting into it…I felt a little dizzy, and thought am I going crazy now? Then I started to foam and froth at the mouth…but wait…I was just hungry. So after finishing the meal I felt a lot better - and although I could’ve gone crazy…I’m still somewhat sane. At least I think I am…I’ll let you decide.


(Mr_Tickles) #3

Well, on the Darwin awards site, i’m not sure if it is still there, but this one guy was tempting fate, and … fate got tempted. The story was of a man whose house had been through a huge storm. The storm blew some trees. These trees were very tall and springy you see. The storm managed to get the top of one of these trees lodged in under the edges of his roof.

When the storm ceased, the man decided he must remove the top of the tree incase it removed his roof. So… he went and got a hacksaw. He climbed the tree. He sat atop the tree. He happily began to saw away at the tip.

They found his body a mile away.


(Mark.C) #4

ROFLMAO !


(Ag!zmf) #5

Oasis start of the round,im fixing the first pump then when im almost done i get TK-ed and the fool completses it and takes the XP


(eRRoLfLyNN) #6

I heard one about a guy who was robbing a convenience store (well it WAS in Amerikay). There was no cash in the till so he tied the staff up in the back room and worked all day until he had enough cash to take off with. Not really tempting fate, or even that funny, but it’s this kind of entrepreneurial (never could spell that one) spirit that is lacking in young folk today. There is a lesson for all of us here. :stuck_out_tongue:


(LegoManser) #7

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Videos, TV, top left.


(pgh) #8

Clan match, Savage league, LSR v whoever it was…

6 of us spawn Goldrush Axis as Allies steal gold… I rush out spawn and pre fire to hit bank ent/truck at gold carrier(s) only to find me clan m8 at the time, lsr.dante, jump in front. As you can imagine the sight of instant 6 dead Axis was a delight to the Allies as they went and bought new watches with there keep. :]


(=DaRk=CrAzY-NuTTeR) #9

i notice its all tk’ing for XP, maby if they even it out, the more you build the more you get, or just take away the XP system