noobs not dead


(edxot) #1

ok, one noob sees a medic/tech from his team camping somewhere and what will he do ?

easy, plant a mine there !!!

but hey, this today noob had no mines because he was a soldier :frowning:
no problem, he plants a charge.

OMG, why me ?


(Dthy) #2

because it’s friday.


(Rex) #3

[QUOTE=edxot;272089]ok, one noob sees a medic/tech from his team camping somewhere and what will he do ?

easy, plant a mine there !!!

but hey, this today noob had no mines because he was a soldier :frowning:
no problem, he plants a charge.

OMG, why me ?[/QUOTE]

Cause campers deserve to die. The noob did a good job!
Btw, great idea to open a new thread! Maybe I should open a new one too, to explain the “Stroyent trick”.


(Donnovan) #4

You is just on a bad day!


(brbrbr) #5

[QUOTE=edxot;272089]ok, one noob sees a medic/tech from his team camping somewhere and what will he do ?

easy, plant a mine there !!!

but hey, this today noob had no mines because he was a soldier :frowning:
no problem, he plants a charge.

OMG, why me ?[/QUOTE]

call psi-tapirs team, quick !!


(edxot) #6

[QUOTE=Rex;272113]Cause campers deserve to die. The noob did a good job!
Btw, great idea to open a new thread! Maybe I should open a new one too, to explain the “Stroyent trick”.[/QUOTE]

yes, you can open new threads. make a few to get confortable with it.

after, you can come to this one, and explain how a “first time new thread noob” feels like.


(Dthy) #7

[QUOTE=edxot;272644]yes, you can open new threads. make a few to get confortable with it.

after, you can come to this one, and explain how a “first time new thread noob” feels like.[/QUOTE]

Ermm, rex has started a few threads already…


(edxot) #8

yes, psi-tapirs can handle noobs very nice …!!!

but this rex specimen is special,
maybe a psy-garbage-collector-tappir can get the job done, but it has to be a large one.


(ED209) #9

[QUOTE=Rex;272113]Cause campers deserve to die. The noob did a good job!
Btw, great idea to open a new thread! Maybe I should open a new one too, to explain the “Stroyent trick”.[/QUOTE]

Please explain Stroyent trick. After 3 years want tricks


(scud24) #10

MY guess is it involves a technician jumping out of a cake


(xTriXxy) #11

stroyent trick? for stroyent trick you need emo technician!


(edxot) #12

ok, its a bit off-topic but here it goes:

NEW ETQW SUPER CHALLENGE

connect to F.C server and get kicked/banned as soon as possible. only killing is allowed, not other stupid strategies.

let me add my personal best: 15 min.
i wonder if i can improve it.


(otakustar) #13

lool, they permabanned me about 2 weeks ago, because on quarry a mate did the plant and I stood between gdf-spawn and generator and blocked the way with the hyperblaster of my hog :penguin: