Nickname for ET?


(Stee) #1

We have Cheater-strike for Counterstrike, and since ET is full of so many cheaters what can we call it?


(Gambit) #2

You wouldn’t happen to have any evidence to back up that assertion?

I get accused of cheating all the time. I guess if you play 3-4 league matches a week and 15 or so scrims a week, you’re bound to get better. No cheating involved-just work in building skills.

You might want to try the same.

:banghead:


(kotkis) #3

I’ve never seen a cheater while playing ET but I’ve got accused being one many times. So let’s make one thing clear: some of us have been playing this game for 1.5 years in the shape of RtCW which reminds ET veeeeeeeeeery much. So next time you think you’ve seen a cheater, he’s probably a RtCW-veteran.


(Loffy) #4

Yes, i agree. And its not just aim, its also situation awareness. To be able to predict the current and future location for friends and enemies. Of youre good, you can turn around corners and fire “on the fly” and - sure enough - there was an enemy there. it might look like Zen, but its just, as stated above, the result of years of playing.
And no matter how good you are, there is always another player out there who is better. And there are always new online gaming talents coming.
Loffy


(SCDS_reyalP) #5

I agree with the previous two posters. However, there are cheats out there. Most of them have pretty short lifetime before pb detects them, but they do exist. Since the ET banning system is basically useless, the cheaters keep coming back. That, IMO, is the worst thing about ET being a free game. I would be happy to pay someone $20 for a GUID if it meant we could effectivly ban people.


([=O=]SMYLER) #6

All the above are correct and everyone must be VERY sure that someone is cheating and have evidence to back that up as well before any accusations are made anywhere. RTCW vets are a lot of the time gonna look very good and take the piss out of a lot of noobs who will be amazed at what is happening to them.

Then you get the gods of gaming as detailed in the “I am so shit hot I get voted out of the game” thread, they are untouchably excellent and may well have trained in CIA assasin camps or the like. Those guys are “bad like yo momma” and should be voted off at every conceivable instance.


(Wraith2k3) #7

Then you get the gods of gaming as detailed in the “I am so shit hot I get voted out of the game” thread, they are untouchably excellent and may well have trained in CIA assasin camps or the like.

Why are you so obsessed with that thread?


([=O=]SMYLER) #8

I’m not obsessed at all I just find the whole concept of the thread incredibly amusing and the worst of it is these people actually think they are shit hot.

I was brought up to be reasonably humble (OK so it fucked up) and would NEVER be big headed enough to even consider saying to anyone never mind the “net” that “now look I don’t think I’m really all that good but everyone else thinks I’m so good I must be cheating”.

In my experience of things (I’m thinking of guys that were on my masters degree course) people who say they are the dogs bollocks (for the yankie boys - abnormally good) at things are very often quite the opposite and just plain bollocks (yankie boys - absolute shit), (the two wankers on my course failed dismally and were not allowed to retake the exams OR retake the year something relatively unheard of). As I have said I have these people ear marked for inspection but for the life of me I can’t find these gods anywhere, a pity I’d like to see their incredible talent. :clap:


(Vengeance) #9

I dont think I have ever seen someone cheat on ET. People need to realise there are some great players out there and just because they are good dosnt mean they cheat.

You should never moan at the good players or vote them off because the only way u will ever improve in these types of games is by playing with these ppl. Any1 with experiance can go on a noob servers and pretty much own them, but by going on these servers your skill lvl will drop and when a good player does join and they own your butt you think they are cheating. All because you think I own every1 on this server so he must be cheating.

Also this forum would be so dull without smyler :slight_smile:


([=O=]SMYLER) #10

I am also very beautiful and handsome and am forced to carry a big stick with me every time I get my hair cut as I am so attractive.

GET BACK YOU OVER SEXED HUSSIES BACK I SAY ! thwack

Over sexed hussies - but Smylie we love you and fear for you in ET with all those gaming gods from that thread

Smyler - I fear not those gaming gods as I will vote them off the server AHAHAHAHA

Over sexed hussies - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Smylie you’re so beautiful, handsome AND funny, make love to us, all of us now.

Smyler - Sorry ladies I’m happily married and have twin baby girls, try and forget me.

A great mourning and weeping, gnashing of teeth and bell ringing was heard throughout the land from women who usually shy and retiring had become over sexed hussies by the great beauty of he know as Smyler.


([=O=]SMYLER) #11

Oh yeah and just in case anyone brings up any of my other posts, the fact that I truned down all those hot women does NOT make me a bender :banana: . Actually that banana guy looks very bendy/ Mardis Gras (sp?).

Also thank you very much V man, at last someone who doesn’t take the whole thing too seriously :clap: .


(Freedom[]Tickler) #12

LMAO

you forgot ‘rending of the garments’

at least smyler has a sense of humor, even if he is ugly and sucks at ET and has been known to frighten the ladies into refugee status.

ET doesnt need cheaters to make it worthy of a nick name, just tell people it stands for extra testicle, CUZ THATS WUT WE PACKIN


([=O=]SMYLER) #13

Theres another bitch being put into the search bit of ET pathfinder. “Ugly and sucks at ET” you only insult me as your american women used to frequent the supersonic skyways on concorde to see me emerge from the barbers, often did I hear a yankie woman say “Maybe he’s born with it” to which I would reply “Well it’s not fuckin’ Maybelline” brandishes big stick threateningly :bash:

:banana: theres that bendy banana again doing his Mardis Gras thing.


(Stee) #14

I’m not aiming this thread at anyone in particular but ET already has more effective cheats available for it than RTCW EVER did, there are quite a few of them, such as aimbot, wallhack, and the cvar unlocker.
Because ET is a free game it’s attracting the hackers like flies to sh1t. I’ve never owned or used these cheats but am getting increasingly disturbed by the amount of people using them. Server admins should make use of the punkbuster screenshot command so they can ban the relevant players.

Some screenies and some relevant threads:
http://sadouk.no-ip.org/cheat/pb000089.png
http://sadouk.no-ip.org/cheat/pb000071.png
http://sadouk.no-ip.org/cheat/pb000039.png
http://sadouk.no-ip.org/cheat/pb000090.png
http://www.ferdi2000.34sp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1626
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172285
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172327


([=O=]SMYLER) #15

I honestly didn’t think it was so rife, fuck was I wrong and in the last link to Jolt can everyone see that mouthpice cunt piece of shit Unstoppable that posts a lot of shite here has downloaded both the wall hack and the aimbot. Fuckin’ prick that he is.


(Wraith2k3) #16

Well hopefully if the punkbuster people do thier job (ie, what they’re paid for) then all these cheats will be detected soon enough and rendered useless. And thus the cycle will begin again. Thats if the punkbuster people do thier job.


(Freedom[]Tickler) #17

unstoppable is a blatant asshole - too funny

I wonder how rife these are on pb servers, still plenty not running pb for these llamas to prance around on feeling seven three three t

Also I think the popularity of the game brings in the cheats, no fun cheating at a game no one plays very much. And so far ET is very popular.

and smyler, Im not insulting you - was j/k m8 - (for limeys - ball breaking is another way of saying ‘wizard post ole boy’


([=O=]SMYLER) #18

Man I know you were joking, fret ye not but I’m still gonna hunt you down like a duck. Fuck what movie was that from ???

But as I tell the other boys in the clan (I’m the only one this side of the drink) if you ever call me english again I’m gonna stand on yer neck (I’m Irish look heres proof :beer: )

:clap: :drink: :clap:


(Freedom[]Tickler) #19

Well,

Im a yankee by virtue of being from new england, not just being an american - for when I go down south- they call me a damn yankee - so cute those friggin crackahs : ).

But form over here, yall a bunch of limeys : ) Last time I was over there, I had a scottish guy ask me if I was scottish ?!?! - DO I FUCKIN SOUND SCOTTISH TO YOU, YOU DRUNKEN, LIME SUCKIN EEEEEDIOT -

My mothers a limey, so I did pick up some english growin up : | <-- stiff upper an all that

movie? … elmer fudd was in it if I recall correctly …


(BlackDeath) #20

Agreed :slight_smile:

Get humble people, stop bitchin on how peeps cheat, 99% of the time, they own your ass with pure bred skill.

B_D