Ok its minor, but it felt damn good…
Was playing as Axis on Fuel Dump, the entire camapign the allies had been beating us severly. And this map seemed to be no exception, they had built the bridge in the first rush, and re-enforced it shortly after. They tank got across and only bogged for a minute, maybe two at the tunnel door. So they reach the point of blowing the main doors and the side wall pretty quickly. Anyhow…
I was playing as a FO, and was on top of the Fuel Depot building, at the end of my usual circuit checking for coverts/engys, when I hear “Dynamite Planted”, ok its just at the west fortification, nothing to panic over, so I go over to that side of the building, and see the engy running for the cover of the structure with all of the boxes, and figure that he is hiding next to the boxes on the end. So, I prime a gernade and toss it, lands on the roof, and does nothing. I re-adjust my aim, prime another gernade to just short of three click, toss and BOOM, I see a body come flying out from under the structure, and get a report of the kill.
I just love blind gernade kills.
And we even won the map to boot.
Most satisfying moments
Team kills doenst show up on any list. If it was three deaths, it was from three enemies.
Just all I had to say 
owning a shitty rambo medic, you know the people that go rambo medic cause they cant kill the opposing team otherwise, i love that its cool. i also love knifing people specially from ur own clan that are on comms :blah:
as an allied engineer on battery, killing two on my way up to the ramp, a dual nade kill before building the ramp, killing two more as head over towards the door. Once in, i drop a nade in the hallway, gibbing an engineer who is following me. I plant the dynamite at the gun controls, kill the two engineers trying to defuse with a nade. thus winning the map in 1:18 
9 kills, no deaths, newbie server
IT WAS GG!
This happened to me last week.
Im an allie panzer soldier on radar trying to keep the side balcony clear from axis so engys can plant. Most allies just got killed and Im scrambling for cover. I have fired my last panzer and is left with the pistol. Just behind me axis art smoke shows and I have to move so I run up to the left of the side door and crouch. Im the only allie in front of the art and at least one axis is moving on the balcony.
I look up and see the MG42 from a dead axis solider sticking out from the balcony and I figure I might jump up and grab it to at least have something more than my pistol to use at short range when axis start jumping down from the balcony. My nades are out. I’m in a tight spot.
Just as I’m about to jump an axis appears above me with a panzer. I’m going to die…
But before I can fire my pistol another allie player fires from the other side of the axis artillery and kills the axis soldier. Now, axis panzerguy just doesn’t die on the balcony but he drops his panzer into the air in front of him and it falls down into my arms.
Beeing a panzer soldier I auto-pick it up in the air and can immediately fire, which I do. I back up just a bit, see another axis on the balcony and vaporize him. The balcony is empty, the art is over, allie reinforcement is arriving and we can plant the dyna.
Had a perfect run once on oasis. That was pretty good.
Was allies, we were 3v3, but one of our guys was afk.
Was engy. Got up to old city first go and just gave wall jump a shot while my medic mate got the flag. Tbh I am shit at that but I can normally do it the first couple of times I try it (before I start thinking about how to do it) Made it. Went through planted at north then south and got back round to the mg bit just in time to wipe out the axis as they came tearing past outta their spawn.
Got me 5 kills no deaths. Both guns gone in less than three minutes. Nice.
aah, good threads never really die! they just hang around waiting for a new lease 'o life
6 man kill on BiO server with 1 mp40 round once after another, i dont think many of them were shooting back at me cause it was a medic revive chain but my name flashed up loads of times and it made me happy
A while back on Fuel Dump I had a pretty good moment.
I was playing as Axis and was over by the far cave entrance – the one with the fence and hill. I was killling a bunch of allies over and over as they tried to come out. Eventually one of them managed to get me with a grenade. My body went flying into the cave and landed on the guy who blew me up, causing “death from above”
Kruspe
My most recent one was satchelling 2 guys and the Allied CP on Fuel Dump. Was hiding up the MG Tower, followed them and BLAMMO.
Playing Den Of Lions
For those who don’t know this map - it’s a huuuuge, multi-level dual objective retrieval map where the allies/axis must blow open doors and retrieve the gold/general respectively (objective directly below the enemy spawn!). There’s also an capturable spawn directly in the middle of the map.
On a full server this map can easily last up to 45 minutes - i play it on et.chigc.com
Playing as axis, I was getting severly ass-whipped while defending the gold with a panzerfaust.
When 5 allies frag me, retrieve the gold, and run off, i set my spawn to the middle and then rush via the tunnels to the truck where the allies have to take the gold.
So for nearly 6 minutes, while multiple allies spawn over my head every 30 seconds, i crouch and hide , camping the retrieval spot with my trusty panzer.
Eventually the retrieval squad venture out of the tunnels and run towards the truck. I panzer two of them(who were busy with the “Good Game” and “YESSSS” speech binds) and take the 3rd out with a pistol as he leaps towards the truck.
Then i return the gold :bump:
No!
Jaaaa!
Negative!
Jaaaa!
No!
Affirmative!
Negative!
Affirmative!
I’ve never seen such a pissed allied team - several of them quit the server in disgust!
Best is when youre on a noob allied team in Oasis…and the axis are camping you.
Sure the best thing there is when you slip past their defenses and blow the guns…but yawn it gets boring.
What I really enjoy is nade kills in the second cave system. Usually you have 3-4 axis waiting in there because no one seems to be able to kill em…and when they do…the medic revives em. I go in with a primed nade…bang 1 dead, 2 wounded. Switch to (primed) Rifle nade to clean up the remains.
3-4 kills in a stretch, even if you die, is such a great feeling 
Just had a pcw at tc_base. Aims down two guys at 1, goes for a revive but he screams that they are planting, I runs over him, pulls up my pistol and makes a double headshot on the engineer.
Playing vs. Tap in most recent CB cup: Map Oasis:
2X doing shit and not got either guns blown as Allies and only 1 min or so left on clock.
Somehow we fluke getting south about this time.
50 seconds left and we all push for north with me at back (med). It’s a good push and i come in to find everyone dead apart from an axis medic :<
Manage to kill him on like 36-7 secs left, revive our engy and all others, engy plants dyno which was already thrown down on 31.
2X win by like 0.3 seconds \o/
Rock the Casbah!
We then get full hold :>
my best moment i was an allied covert opps on a few campains (loads of maps, all the official ones and a few others, tc_base, Star Gate, 1994_beach etc…
It started on star gate, i was sick as an engineer, trying to plant the dyno at the front door, so i went covert opps, i killed some axis bloke who was at our health and ammo cabinets, i took his uni and went to the team door, i snuck in with 2 engineers, as we aproached the tank 5 axis came, we had a fire fight, one of the engineers killed one and i finished the rest with a granade, the then went closer but an axis medic came round the corner and finished them both (they had like 20 HP) so i was in Enemy Territory, alone, i was screwed, but fortunatly this is shrubmod, i changed classes by takeing the engineers uniform, ran out and repaired the tank, the axis spawed back and i owned like 6 people before they relised i was behind them.
i kept owning people on a ratio of 7:1 for the rest of the 3 campains, i had my mojo that day
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my worst moment was as an axis engineer on railgun, we were getting lashed, the first tug hadnt even been loaded with ammo and there were 5 mins left.
the problem was the allies
9 v 6 (us being 6)
they had
2 covert opps
4 feild opps
1 soldier
2 medics
we had
5 covert opp
1 engineer (me)
i was really sick of allies throughing airsreikes next to our spawn and planting mines, also i was annoyed that my whole team was stealing uniforms thinking they could get through. of course they had no sucsess.
so i ran for it, up the hill to get the flag, only to be mown down by an MG42, this happend 4 times b4 i gave up and tried a diff meathod
i tried the command post and got killed by coverts, i tried the left and i couldnt get past for airstrikes
eventualy i just said ‘your all n00bs, learn to play’ and left the server
gotta say that doesn’t sound overly satisfying to me, but I guess it could well have been for you. Suppose If I had been through it and got pissed off enough maybe I would have become a noob hater too 
God Forbid… N00bs Rock!
but i had like 34 rounds of pure ownage, it was just, boss, i actually started a fan club and i had like 5 guys asking me to join there clans, i felt great