Misheard Merc Quotes

(Sorotia) #41

Reason why it sounds like that because I think he says “thank alot”

Yeah…I don’t get it either.

(radionaut) #42

any idea what what Skyhammer’s special taunt #3 is? it sounds to me like “Whoa, whoa - hold the meetin’ (meeting)! Who made you Elvis?”

(HunterAssassin5) #43

“Frank West and Walt Disney. I’ll explain later.”
what? WHAT!? Don’t leave me hanging, man!

(Herr_Hanz) #44

i dont mishear a lot, but usually its because of not paying attention.

the only quote i misheard was i feel genki, i didnt know genki was a word, so i just didnt care what she said and moved on. her saying ‘i feel kinky’ is just fun stuff :stuck_out_tongue:

(TheStrangerous) #45

Here’s another one I head during forced-credits-mission-grind execution.

“Ï will never get tired of onions.”

NOt sure which merc says that.

(averagerussian) #46

Regularity of victory become tities.

(Xenithos) #47

I think I heard Skyhammer say:
“Nobody cares. about. Haggis…”

Did he actually say Haggis?

(Someordinaryguy) #48

Fletcher: Success batters my bread, failure hexes me

Another shitty little gift

SOUPSIZE !

Redeye: Watch yer mouth or I’ll do what you do when you get a stuffed jellyfish

(HunterAssassin5) #49

[quote=“TheStrangerous;199256”]Here’s another one I head during forced-credits-mission-grind execution.

“Ï will never get tired of onions.”

NOt sure which merc says that.[/quote]

phanties i think. “i will never get tired of owning your ass”

[quote=“Xenithos;199298”]I think I heard Skyhammer say:
“Nobody cares. about. Haggis…”

Did he actually say Haggis?[/quote]

yes he did. “There…is…NOTHIN’…FUNNY…about…Haggis…”

(VincentRJaeger) #50

Everytime I play Skyhammer and use my Airstrike, I hear him say:

“Orphans on the way!”

(SirSwag) #51

My team mates often misunderstand “Push the EV”. They hear it It as “We need more snipers”.

(MrLashnibro) #52

I always thought Skyhammer said “Cans of bags” and Aimee said “Enchanteur”, the shampoo.

(SweetGenocide) #53

“Ready up, or log off, forks!”

-Proxy.

(Dysfnal) #54

This isn’t dirty bomb, but one of the songs I listen to I often mishear “heed my lecture” as “beaver laughter”

(Ptiloui) #55

Kira : “Worship the pillow of fire !”

I guess someone’s got a really hot night :blush:

(SweetGenocide) #56

I killed three of you, i’m still alive but not you three, you’re deaf!

-Sparks

(averagerussian) #57

When I was a beginner I kept hearing “changing merc” everytime someone reloaded and nobody would tell me how they changed the merc while being alive, dang

I still hear “Sawbonez incoming!” for each Arty strike, I still dunno what he says, and today I found out that Proxy and Vassili say “Top of the morning to you” and not “what’s up in the morning with you?!”

(bontsa) #58

@JUKING You are not alone with hearing flying ex-navy seal medics being launched into skies instead of kilotons of explosives, my childhood friend has exact same mishearing.

I seriously need both of yours brains for scientific purposes.

(DB Genome editor) #59

@JUKING I’m pretty sure it’s “Salvo incoming!”. A “salvo” is military-speak for when multiple weapons or artillery pieces are fired at the same time or in quick succession.

(Dysfnal) #60

Whenever I revive a skyhammer I hear “defib ya later, Doc” I need to know what he says