Misheard Merc Quotes


(BazBling) #21

[quote=“TheStrangerous;31036”]

And here’s one I still keep mishearing, it’s when Skyhammer kills someone with a melee:

“TASTE MY CHICKEN!”

Any idea what he actually says?
Do you have any quotes you keep mishearing?[/quote]

When he Melees someone Skyhammer says “Taste my Chib”

A Chib is Scottish slang for a knife like weapon.

Yes i know because i am Scottish also :stuck_out_tongue:


(KUST__LunarTM) #22

[quote=“Baz;191684”][quote=“TheStrangerous;31036”]

And here’s one I still keep mishearing, it’s when Skyhammer kills someone with a melee:

“TASTE MY CHICKEN!”

Any idea what he actually says?
Do you have any quotes you keep mishearing?[/quote]

When he Melees someone Skyhammer says “Taste my Chib”

A Chib is Scottish slang for a knife like weapon.

Yes i know because i am Scottish also :stuck_out_tongue:

[/quote]

I always thought he said “Taste my gib”


(Someordinaryguy) #23

[quote=“KUST__LunarTM;191685”][quote=“Baz;191684”][quote=“TheStrangerous;31036”]

And here’s one I still keep mishearing, it’s when Skyhammer kills someone with a melee:

“TASTE MY CHICKEN!”

Any idea what he actually says?
Do you have any quotes you keep mishearing?[/quote]

When he Melees someone Skyhammer says “Taste my Chib”

A Chib is Scottish slang for a knife like weapon.

Yes i know because i am Scottish also :stuck_out_tongue:

[/quote]

I always thought he said “Taste my gib”[/quote]

I always thought it’s “Taste my shiv”

Anyway my personal favourites:

Aimee “I put a little birdie to s**t on them/ Cough on me oui ?” (Throwing Snitch/Cover me)

Arty “HERE CUMS ARTY !/More bugs from your back, eh ?”

Aura “HIV Station deployed”

Bushwhacker “Y’all just fappin’ now, it’s a pity to witness”

Phoenix “Again I am my own server”

Proxy “SHHHHHHHHH**************TTTTTT/Map deployed” (first one is one of Aww Yeah quotes)

RedEye “I’ve smoked it all, believe me” (420 RedEye DLC confirmed ?)

Rhino “Actually this is less fun than my usual guy”

Sawbonez “S******t !” (Sweeeeeeet)

Skyhammer “Dip a wrench or bugger off, here comes the tundra !”

Sparks “Tree of you I steal, ouch eh ?”

Thunder “HERE CUMS THUNDAAAAARRRRRRR !”

Bonus Turtle “Call me Turtle, tempt me from my shelf with a lethal lettuce or you know…money” (Call me Turtle, tempt me from my shell with a leaf of lettuce or you know…money")


(hoyes) #24

Phoenix- Thank Allah (thanks alot)


(arcaneCanvas) #25

[quote=“Someordinaryguy;191690”][quote=“KUST__LunarTM;191685”][quote=“Baz;191684”][quote=“TheStrangerous;31036”]

And here’s one I still keep mishearing, it’s when Skyhammer kills someone with a melee:

“TASTE MY CHICKEN!”

Any idea what he actually says?
Do you have any quotes you keep mishearing?[/quote]

When he Melees someone Skyhammer says “Taste my Chib”

A Chib is Scottish slang for a knife like weapon.

Yes i know because i am Scottish also :stuck_out_tongue:

[/quote]

I always thought he said “Taste my gib”[/quote]

Rhino “Actually this is less fun than my usual guy”

)[/quote]

rhino sexuality confirmed?


(Someordinaryguy) #26

[quote=“arcaneCanvas;191722”][quote=“Someordinaryguy;191690”][quote=“KUST__LunarTM;191685”][quote=“Baz;191684”][quote=“TheStrangerous;31036”]

And here’s one I still keep mishearing, it’s when Skyhammer kills someone with a melee:

“TASTE MY CHICKEN!”

Any idea what he actually says?
Do you have any quotes you keep mishearing?[/quote]

When he Melees someone Skyhammer says “Taste my Chib”

A Chib is Scottish slang for a knife like weapon.

Yes i know because i am Scottish also :stuck_out_tongue:

[/quote]

I always thought he said “Taste my gib”[/quote]

Rhino “Actually this is less fun than my usual guy”

)[/quote]

rhino sexuality confirmed?[/quote]

Anything can be confirmed in one’s fanfic :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


(bontsa) #27

Still baffles the life out of me how my buddy makes “Sawbonez, incoming!” out of Arty’s “Salvo, incoming!” strike call.

Still yet to dig that “is arty strike an artillery or plane drop bomb” 9000h in paint picture from somewhere aroiund this forums and use my l33t paints to put our ex-navy medic on it instead of mortar shell.

Wait, Kira doesn’t feel kinky when rezzed??? I stop picking ya up then @Kirays :< I’ve been lied to


(Weekendwarrior) #28

[quote=“bontsa;191769”]Still baffles the life out of me how my buddy makes “Sawbonez, incoming!” out of Arty’s “Salvo, incoming!” strike call.

Still yet to dig that “is arty strike an artillery or plane drop bomb” 9000h in paint picture from somewhere aroiund this forums and use my l33t paints to put our ex-navy medic on it instead of mortar shell.

Wait, Kira doesn’t feel kinky when rezzed??? I stop picking ya up then @Kirays :< I’ve been lied to[/quote]

I remember she has a quote after being rezzed something like ‘Aww you’re so cute! Wait is that a side effect?’ So maybe she does :wink: I saw it on youtube

But everything she says especially after being rezzed is precious


(Your worst knifemare.) #29

[quote=“bontsa;191769”]Still baffles the life out of me how my buddy makes “Sawbonez, incoming!” out of Arty’s “Salvo, incoming!” strike call.

Still yet to dig that “is arty strike an artillery or plane drop bomb” 9000h in paint picture from somewhere aroiund this forums and use my l33t paints to put our ex-navy medic on it instead of mortar shell.

Wait, Kira doesn’t feel kinky when rezzed??? I stop picking ya up then Kirays :< I’ve been lied to[/quote]

I always wondered why everyone picks up Kira before others, guess it isn’t happening much longer though >:)


(Nail) #30

“we need a ninja deer”

oh wait, different game
B)


(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #31

I don’t know how any of you mishear stuff.Everything has sounded as it is to me.


(arcaneCanvas) #32

there are many people in here which the mother language is not english…
like me…

putting chinese cartoon as an avatar


(bontsa) #33

@FUNNYBLACKMAN But mishearing stuff is half the fun :smiley:

Regards: Someone who genuinely thought, due the game including profanities overall, that Bushwanker was really his codename all until bought him himself.

Could say his “I spring surprises” line made me feel dirty for a long time. And still does.


(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #34

there are many people in here which the mother language is not english…
like me…

putting chinese cartoon as an avatar[/quote]

I’m bulgarian and people knowing english here is a rare thing.I still understand everything.


(arcaneCanvas) #35

there are many people in here which the mother language is not english…
like me…

putting chinese cartoon as an avatar[/quote]

I’m bulgarian and people knowing english here is a rare thing.I still understand everything.[/quote]

asia literacy level are not as good as europeans


(Szakalot) #36

Phoenix : “Szak-a-lot” (thanks a lot)

you are welcome Phoenix, you are welcome!


(SweetGenocide) #37

“Call me Turtle, tempt me from my shelf with a lethal lettuce, your mom , money.”
(srs i tought he said dis shet before)
“I Changed my mind i like you! I loved you, it’s turtle eclipse from da hart, like Turtly dud!”


(Tanker_Ray) #38

@Baz

I’m sorry but it just doesn’t sound like Chib.

I mean, isn’t Skyhammer saying ‘Taste my Jimmies’?

It definitely sounds like it came from the term ‘Rustle your Jimmy’


(Dysfnal) #39

I poop a little birdie to spy on them

Another one…
You’re so out to death, the fish have lights on.


(Xenithos) #40

Actually, I always heard Thanks Skzalot. I know I never pronounce Skzalot’s name right in my head, and when I hear him say this (I play him a lot btw) I hear, Thanks Aloe (and by Aloe I think of it as Szkalot)

Tongue Twister anytree?
Anyway, The one I still hear to this day, despite my friend telling me, a lot is when Redeye says “I’ll do you like the one I stung with a Jelly fish”. My friend told me that he’ll do what they do when you get stung with a Jelly fish.

Oh and Fletcher: “I wear my Spanish in doors also.” totally confused me. Then Later I thought he was saying “Spanners” Didn’t realize it was Stunners until I read this thread.

Nader’s: I’ve killed better men than you, but I’ve also killed better spies"