At the beginning of playing DB, I kept mishearing merc quotes I first listened to. Some of them I actually know what they really say, but some I still keep mishearing them.
Here are my 2 misheard quotes I can think of, that come from Skyhammer.
“HERE COME F@CK-UP”, what it actually was: “HERE COMES THUNDER!”
And here’s one I still keep mishearing, it’s when Skyhammer kills someone with a melee:
“TASTE MY CHICKEN!”
Any idea what he actually says?
Do you have any quotes you keep mishearing?
Not that I ever misunderstood it, but the best I heard was “destroy the pumpkin trolls” instead of “destroy the pump controls”.
[quote=“TheStrangerous;31036”]“TASTE MY CHICKEN!”
Any idea what he actually says?
Do you have any quotes you keep mishearing?[/quote]
I think this one is “taste my cherry” as well.
“I could be on a bitch right now” -Phoenix (he says “beach” but “bitch” is funnier)
Another one I misheard recently.
Fletcher: “Shaving sticky seeds.”
That’s what he actually says. Cans of bangs being bullets, which are literally cans with gunpowder in them.
My favorite, although I’m not mishearing it, is Proxy’s 793 taunt, “Get your Prox off,” which is a play on the term “get your rocks off” and her name.
“They shall tell tales of this day, when the handsome Scot kept killing the Egypts.”
http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/21362/have-you-guys-ever-mishearded-a-quote-so-bad
Search function, skrubs!
@Tom @els @GildedDark Can you like stop abusing the damn Disagree button on posts without an opinion? It’s a statement. There is already a thread about it, not an opinion. So remove the abuse.
“More bangs for the f*ck, eh?”
“They shall tell tales of this day, when the handsome scot kept killing people jumpers”
[quote=“Jostabeere;191596”]http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/21362/have-you-guys-ever-mishearded-a-quote-so-bad
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it was a dead thread, nobody goes there…
I saw post here on the forums long before I joined the forums, the poster said that they misheard Kira say ‘I feel kinky!’ instead of ‘I feel genki!’ and from then on I keep mishearing it.
This also how my fascination of Kira began. 
[quote=“Weekendwarrior;191611”]I saw post here on the forums long before I joined the forums, the poster said that they misheard Kira say ‘I feel kinky!’ instead of ‘I feel genki!’ and from then on I keep mishearing it.
This also how my fascination of Kira began. :P[/quote]
she doesnt say kinky? 
[quote=“Herr_Hanz;191632”][quote=“Weekendwarrior;191611”]I saw post here on the forums long before I joined the forums, the poster said that they misheard Kira say ‘I feel kinky!’ instead of ‘I feel genki!’ and from then on I keep mishearing it.
This also how my fascination of Kira began. :P[/quote]
she doesnt say kinky? [/quote]
She doesn’t but it’s okay we can imagine;)
oh, also “i wear my standards in yours also”
??? right?
“do not vege(vegetable) me!”
