Minor Changes That Would Ruin The Game For Everybody

(Mr-Penguin) #1

The concept is simple: just name a change to Dirty Bomb, whether mechanical or graphical, that would completely and utterly ruin the game. My example is…

Kira’s Orbital Strike becomes a rainbow. ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)

(Adam) #2

unskipable cut scene after you complete every objective. There would be a long one too, showing the impact of Proxies family after they blew c4 on the wall, and things like that.

(mendaciousPole) #3

Infinite Proxy Mines.

(Adam) #4

All the Mechs puns (example: Proxie - Knife to meet you) replaced with phrases: “I just wanna go home” or “I want my mom” or “Please give me my rights back”.

(Serious Sam) #5

Rhino now moves as fast as Proxy.

(D.C.V.) #6

The entire server is forced to listen to an air horn every time a Vassili gets a headshot.

(Ardez1) #7

Only 10v10 servers. :smiley:

(sinKrin) #8

RNG gun jams.

(umberInlet) #9

Skyhammer has no cooldown for his Airstrike ability.

(DanielFluffy) #10

fully automatic shotguns (with or without infinite ammo)

(mendaciousPole) #11

THAT SOUNDS AWSOME! (Proxy player here)

(Serious Sam) #12

Aura carries a functional health station on her back at all times.

(Backuplight) #13

Nader’s nades utilize Phantom’s vanish ability.

(Serious Sam) #14

[quote=“elfinRooster;12622”]this makes me angry and want to break porcelain clown statues[/quote]^^What this guy said^^

(mendaciousPole) #15

Make ADS mandatory.

(mil4dy) #16

bulletproof turret

(Aazhyd) #17

Flowers instead of bullets.

(Yak) #18

Minimum requirement of 4 Vassilis per team.

(avidCow) #19

Why stop at one air horn?

(Serious Sam) #20

Knife is 1 hit kill and can be thrown