As someone who dies frequently in this game, nothing pisses me off more than a clown ****ing **** bag **** nut **** who ****ing spawncamps me.

I’m just trying to PTFO. There’s a good chance I won’t kill you out there on the battlefield as I suck at shooting and I’d rather just wrench the EV or something. No need to sit in my spawn and kill me as I appear, while you then lay mines around our spawn area too for good measure.
/rant over.
I’m going to get some lunch. With all this whine, I’ll have some cheese.

That’s why I kind of like the dogs, they’d be mobile and so less predictable. Hell they need not even kill, just incapacitate while they’re biting a player.