Inevitable Turtle Thread (Master Thread)

(Your worst knifemare.) #21

@pumpkinmeerkat said:

@STARRYSOCK said:
We joke about it now, but the question still remains.

Why DOES turtle look like a discount Chuck Norris?

Cyber Norris

Hes the “Chuckinator” get it right.

(AlbinMatt) #22

They made an Arab build walls? Why not the Chinese? They made the Great Godamn Wall of China! Or the Jews, who maade God’s Wall at Jerusalem! That thing even managed to hold of the Romans!

SD doesn’t bother learning history, I’m quitting this uneducated proletarian piss pool!

(GatoCommodore) #23

@pumpkinmeerkat said:

@STARRYSOCK said:
We joke about it now, but the question still remains.

Why DOES turtle look like a discount Chuck Norris?

Cyber Norris

(Your worst knifemare.) #24

Because i forgot earlier:

“Phantom counters turtle. Stop encouraging melee phantom! I quit forever”.

(Dawnlazy) #25

@AlbinMatt said:
They made an Arab build walls?
He’s Turkish.

(No_Point) #26

THE TURTLE SHIELD MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. IT SHOULD ONLY ALLOW MOVEMENT THROUGH ONE DIRECTION.

Hence, you should only be able to shoot through it from behind, and walk through it from behind… but not walk back through it. Thus an enemy could sneak behind enemy’s turtle shield and use their shield against the enemy team.

(AlbinMatt) #27

@Dawnlazy said:

@AlbinMatt said:
They made an Arab build walls?
He’s Turkish.

Arabic, Turkish, Central Asian, all the same. More meat for the grinder, more Saracens to slay.

(averagerussian) #28

Thunder is still OP, snipers are still OP, bursts are still OP

(everlovestruck) #29

@averagerussian said:
Thunder is still OP, snipers are still OP, bursts are still OP

We haven’t even seen the changelog yet
Calm down

(MarsRover) #30

@K1X455 said:
Will Turtle’s shield protect you from Thunder’s FB?

Yes, but not from his Instagram where he posts selfies in lingerie.

(Trestos) #31

All Turtle loadouts:

KE92
Hochfir, Smjüth & Whetsman, Stilnotto Stiletto
Steady, Unshakeable, Quick Slash

KE61
Hochfir, Simeon .357, Beckhill Combat Knife
Bomb Squad, Quick Eye, Expander

KE53
Hochfir, DE .50, Cricket Bat
Guardian Angel, Focus, Drilled

SM62
SMG-9, Simeon .357, Stilnotto Stiletto
Drilled, Quick Draw, Quick Eye

SM51
SMG-9, DE .50, Beckhill Combat Knife
Tough, Guardian Angel, Steady

SM93
SMG-9, Smjüth & Whetsman, Cricket Bat
Expander, Focus, Bomb Squad

C52
KEK10, DE .50, Stilnotto Stiletto
Guardian Angel, Expander, Double Time

C91
KEK10, Smjüth & Whetsman, Beckhill Combat Knife
Spares, Bomb Squad, Drilled

C63
KEK10 , Simeon .357, Cricket Bat
Focus, Steady, Chopper

(GatoCommodore) #32

C91
KEK10, Smjüth & Whetsman, Beckhill Combat Knife
Spares, Bomb Squad, Drilled

found the OP loadout

(GatoCommodore) #33

edit

(AlbinMatt) #34

@GatoCommodore said:

C91
KEK10, Smjüth & Whetsman, Beckhill Combat Knife
Spares, Bomb Squad, Drilled

found the OP loadout

No Extender, or Steady?

(TitaniumRapture) #35

Am I the only one who thinks reflective shield would be more fun than just stupid blocking wall? :slight_smile:

(GatoCommodore) #36

@TitaniumRapture said:
Am I the only one who thinks reflective shield would be more fun than just stupid blocking wall? :slight_smile:

but this is reflective shield?

you can walk past that shield

(Xenithos) #37

Looks like I’m playing the C91.

Mandatory Edit: OMG0SH, DEY STUK TEH SMITHY AN WHESSON ON TURTELL, 2 OP WID HOCFIREH. I QUIT 4EV3R

(Diosito) #38

Abbadon
Abaddon

(Sorotia) #39

He looks good, I only have one complaint…his primary weapons…honestly I was hoping they would give him access to rifles.

Originally when his shield was less effective that he used Burst Rifles…but his shield is a lot better now and maybe BRs would be a little strong on him…but could of given him a Timek or M4.

Right now he just feels like a slightly more defensive version of Bushwacker.

(GatoCommodore) #40

@Sorotia said:
He looks good, I only have one complaint…his primary weapons…honestly I was hoping they would give him access to rifles.

Originally when his shield was less effective that he used Burst Rifles…but his shield is a lot better now and maybe BRs would be a little strong on him…but could of given him a Timek or M4.

Right now he just feels like a slightly more defensive version of Bushwacker.

its like when you had dhiarrea (bushwhacker) and you add water on it = Turtle

static mercs kinda have no place in DB