Inevitable Turtle Thread (Master Thread)

(bgyoshi) #1

Instead of flooding the forum with 200 different threads, just post in here. Topics include:

  • Turtle is so OP why would SD ever make this merc Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Wow what a super boring merc SD Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Why are you copying Overwatch jesus SD Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • I still haven’t learned how to look away from Thunder’s flash grenade please spend more time on balance patches ban Thunder for eternity or else Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Turtle is useless why can’t SD get their heads out of their ass Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • What were you thinking SD we’ve been begging for Turtle forever and he costs (insert credits here) why isn’t he free I hate you SD Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Why does Turtle look like discount Chuck Norris Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever

Etc etc etc

Now you can find all the complaints in one place! Have fun kids!

(everlovestruck) #2

Convenient!

(TitaniumRapture) #3

Some topic without quitting forever allowed? :confused:

(TheStrangerous) #4

Well, time to use either Phantom or Nader extensively.

Shame they still didn’t separate EMP from cloak.

(bgyoshi) #5

@TitaniumRapture said:
Some topic without quitting forever allowed? :confused:

Absolutely! It would be a refreshing change from the usual

(blufflord) #6

@TitaniumRapture said:
Some topic without quitting forever allowed? :confused:

Nope sorry, when you post in this thread, you have to quit forever. Bye :frowning:

Edit: hang on that means i have to quit as well.

(Tom2160) #7

I guess I have no other option… I’m quitting forever…

(LifeupOmega) #8

“I still haven’t learned how to look away from Thunder’s flash grenade”

Imagine thinking this was the issue with Thunder.

(TitaniumRapture) #9

@Tom2160 said:
I guess I have no other option… I’m quitting forever…

Aw so we lost 1 good vassilli. Yikes. Gj Turtle.

Another Vassilli interested to quit?

(BlackboltLW) #10

Lemme try

“Why they didn’t gave Turtle the Crotzni SD u suk”

succ

(Pumpkiller) #11

You forgot the “OMG1 toortoole has no stark omg i quit this game forever”.
I quit this game forever

(pumpkinmeerkat) #12

Thunder is OP tho…

(bgyoshi) #13

ADDED:

  • Stacking shields is unbeatable what were you thinking SD Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Thunder is still OP Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever

From @Mc1412013

  • Cough overwatch cough reindhardt sheild cough

(also Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever)

(Press E) #14

We joke about it now, but the question still remains.

Why DOES turtle look like a discount Chuck Norris?

(imLegal) #15

OmFG! BuSHwhAcKeR iS uSeLeSs!!!

(pumpkinmeerkat) #16

@STARRYSOCK said:
We joke about it now, but the question still remains.

Why DOES turtle look like a discount Chuck Norris?

Cyber Norris

(TheStrangerous) #17

Domino stacked shields make Donald Trump proud, good job SD!

Now give Rhino a sledgehammer as melee, and we call it a day. Let’s destroy the new Berlin walls! Or better yet, turn him into a TITAN!

(K1X455) #18

Will Turtle’s shield protect you from Thunder’s FB?

(Mc1412013) #19

@bgyoshi said:
Instead of flooding the forum with 200 different threads, just post in here. Topics include:

  • Turtle is so OP why would SD ever make this merc Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Wow what a super boring merc SD Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Why are you copying Overwatch jesus SD Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • I still haven’t learned how to look away from Thunder’s flash grenade please spend more time on balance patches ban Thunder for eternity or else Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Turtle is useless why can’t SD get their heads out of their ass Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • What were you thinking SD we’ve been begging for Turtle forever and he costs (insert credits here) why isn’t he free I hate you SD Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever
  • Why does Turtle look like discount Chuck Norris Dirty Bomb sucks I’m quitting forever

Etc etc etc

Now you can find all the complaints in one place! Have fun kids!

Sounds like u hate every aspect of this game lol

(Mc1412013) #20

@pumpkinmeerkat said:

@STARRYSOCK said:
We joke about it now, but the question still remains.

Why DOES turtle look like a discount Chuck Norris?

Cyber Norris

And we all know chuck is invincible lol