I'll pinch you visciously with my Pliers!

(schmeisser) #1

I was playing allied engineer on Fueldump yesterday, trying to fix the tank, I notice this axis guy jabbing me with a knife. I have a brain fart and attack him with my all-puissant pliers! I saw his confusion, somehow, beyond the expressionless digital face. (Is he trying to give me a bloodblister maybe? Ow! Ow! not so hard!) He actually backed off for a second before whipping out his gun and wasting me. Call me fucked up, I laughed hard and long. There are so many demented moments in this game.

(SCDS_reyalP) #2

At level 8 engineering, you get the Vorpal Pliers of Nipple Twisting +10 :banana:

(Bongoboy) #3

You have no idea how close that feature came to being included in the game : )

:moo:

(Ubiquitous) #4

Oh how you torment us with missing nipple twisting features, Splash Damage. :smiley:

(Bongoboy) #5

You shoulda heard the audio for it…

:moo:

(Kerunch) #6

Axis uniforms,thigh high leather boots and nipple twisting now thats my kinda game. :eek:

(BoomStick) #7

Post the audio, post the audio, post the audio. :drink:

(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #8

OMFG, i think npple twisting is a bad idea, cuase that would lead to alot of cybering, and it really throws you off when your sniping and some rushrubishan boy/girl (never really know) asks you to cyber. it completly throws ant sort of concintration that you once had! oh god…the horror. :frowning:

(Bongoboy) #9

We came THIS (><) close to replacing the Backstab with an Atomic Wedgie attack.

And replacing the SMG’s with loaves of bread that fire donuts. And the grenades with COOKIES.

And the airstrikes were going to be enormous Monty Python-style Feet crashing down from the sky, crushing all beneath them.

And the game would be in 2D, and you’d chase round a maze and eat dots and be chased by goats.

Ghosts.

Whatever.

(rgoer) #10

After typing the whole thing up, I realized what a lame joke it was. Never mind.

(Fusen) #11

lol rgoer you could have just clicked back =P

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