Ideas for QuakeWars T-shirts

(mortis) #1

Taglines for fun ETQW T-shirts

  1. GDF - Kicking Strogg Ass Since 2060

  2. Human - the other other white meat.

  3. Stroggs are hazardous waste, please dispose of them properly…

  4. Humans, solving the Strogg energy crisis since 2060

  5. Don’t shoot until you see the red of their bionic eye!

  6. You haven’t really seen Earth until you’ve been injected as a parasite into a human body.

  7. Kill a strogg with three head shots, and that’s lotto, kill a strogg with 43 body shots and ten med packs, that’s pure skill.

  8. You going to eat that engineer?

  9. Stroggs use linux, because when you’re taking over the world, you value stability in an application.

  10. Stroyent green (is made of people)

–Mortis

(Rhoades) #2

I believe I posted this in a different thread. But it was an idea for a SplashDamage shirt. It would be the tapir emoticon on the front with “World Domination” under it, and on the back would be the letters SD. Back on topic, I’d have to say #8 is the best one.

(kamikazee) #3

I would go for a new tapir emoticon then, as I think that an artist can product a slightly better result.

(Redh3lix) #4

ET:QW T-shirt slogan:

" OMG! it’s 2060 and you’re STILL a noob! "

© Copyright: Redh3lix

(EB) #5

" OMG! it’s 2061 and you’re STILL a noob! "

© Copyright: eb

:moo:
P.S.
I like Mortis’ #1: GDF - Kicking Strogg Ass Since 2006
I would cross off the “06” with an “X” and write "60"under it…get it ?
06 this year
60 approx year of invasion in game

…ok, so that idea of mine was lame…I know… :stuck_out_tongue: :banana:

(Redh3lix) #6

Doh! Mine’s the correct year though… :smiley:

(ayatollah) #7

Hey I have feelings you know…

:smiley:

(kamikazee) #8

Of course, but I still think that better is possible. :wink: (If I’m allowed to say that.)

(mortis) #9

Humans taste just like chicken

Humans are crunchy and good with ketchup

Frag your stroggs just like any other man, one gib at a time

Say hello to my fusion rifle!

(Dazzamac) #10

Hmm you’ve never seen the inside of a human before have you?

(mortis) #11

LoL,

They used to say pork was the “other white meat”, so human would be marketed by stroggs as “the other other white meat.”

(Bravo) #12

‘I invaded Earth, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt’

(madness) #13

hehe…good one :slight_smile:

(nUllSkillZ) #14

Ähh, I take one please.
:smiley:

(kamikazee) #15

I want one with

llamas rock. tapirs rule.

The thing about llamas makes sence if you’re using Winamp.

(Wils) #16

‘I invaded Earth and all I got was this inefficient fibre garment’

I’d like to do one with ‘Stroggification World Tour’ on the back, with a list of all the locations in the game underneath in tour-date format, printed over the top of a sunrise/horizon shot of the earth from space with a giant strogg hand clutching it, B-movie style.

(jimb0) #17

“I’m with Strogg ->”

The ‘inefficient fibre garment’ os the best so far. Too bad tshirts with phrases actually suck when you have to come close and spend some time with the user on a stationary position to be able to read it.

(Ifurita) #18

I love mankind. They taste like chicken.

(DarkangelUK) #19

Stroyant - Bringing new meaning to the words “Man Power”

(mortis) #20

Stroyent - Earth’s greatest renewable resource

-edit- corrected for Wils. If there’s one thing that makes Wils furious, it’s atrocious spelling… :eek: