How to turn ET into crap.

(Riftgarde) #1
  1. Install Shrub, then make artificial rules because shrub is not enough of a crutch.
  2. No spawnkilling because you’re too stupid to press shift while invulnerable and get spawncamped.
  3. Heavy weapon restrictions, because you run head long into a guy with a panzer instead of evading. Or see flames in a doorway and run through them.
  4. XP save, so you can have 7 generals on one team to make everyone on the other team suffer.
  5. Turn on double jump, then ban anyone that uses it.
  6. Act like an arrogant pompous ass to boost your ego while administrating your server.
  7. File complaints on people you damn well know did not deliberately kill you.
  8. Install ET Pro, then give everyone level 2 in all skills because “PRO” is too painful.
(eq-Shrike) #2

LOL - been on the receiving end ?

(eRRoLfLyNN) #3

Some days are better than others… :frowning:

(fattakin) #4

Some Girls are bigger than others… (oh no Moz has got me)

(Redqueen) #5

lol.

Nice.

(CM..Punk) #6
  1. No spawnkilling because you’re too stupid to press shift while invulnerable and get spawncamped.

I hate this argument. Like holding shift is all Axis need to do when getting hammered in the hut on Railgun with non-stop arty and mortars. Sure.

(Kendle) #7

Especially wouldn’t work for me as Shift is weaponbank 3 :wink:

(eRRoLfLyNN) #8

You’d think one of them dumb engys would have the wit to dig a tunnel or somethin’ with his shovel :wink:

(CM..Punk) #9

You’d think one of them dumb engys would have the wit to dig a tunnel or somethin’ with his shovel

Heheh I suggested that one time, I’m sure if everyone trys hard enough there’s another way out of there :slight_smile:

(eRRoLfLyNN) #10

lol :clap:

(BlackDeath) #11

[quote=“CM…Punk”]

Heheh I suggested that one time, I’m sure if everyone trys hard enough there’s another way out of there :slight_smile:

/noclip would work too :smiley:

(DG) #12
  1. whine on and on instead of /quit

:wink:

(Rain) #13

Hey! I do that if I’m too close to avoid dying from the shot, or if there are several other teammates around me! I’ll be damned if I’m not taking him out with me, and hopefully saving some teammates in the progress.

(Sick Boy) #14

Hey! I do that if I’m too close to avoid dying from the shot, or if there are several other teammates around me! I’ll be damned if I’m not taking him out with me, and hopefully saving some teammates in the progress.[/quote]

As long as your teammates don’t think the same :smiley:

(senator) #15

The crappiest Shrub I ever joined: Allies had no weapon except 99 grenades and the knife but were able to ‘swim’ in mid air, axis were left as ever. Guess it was fun for the Axis to shoot helpless Allies flying over their heads, desperately dropping a grenade here and there out of the sky, but it wasn’t really fun to be an allied. Left again after 2 minutes :slight_smile:

(evilsock) #16

rofl - that sounds like an ace config tbh :open_mouth: