Holiday Ho Ho Horrors !!

(sereNADE) #1

Come celebrate the netcode before Christmas with ((bh)) !!

Crouch jump beneath the mistletoe and catch snarks to win prizes from DrFunkenstein’s winter workshop!

Deliver lots of chocolate chip lemming snackrifices to our busy bullet hell holiday temp elves!

Proudly serving our friends retsy’s own special blend of stenching stroynogg!

Merry Christmas Everybody! The Makron knows if you have been naughty or nice!

(Snotling) #2

Can we meet Santa on your serv? If we can’t it’s useless coming… :slight_smile:

(sereNADE) #3

would you settle for sitting on my lap?

(BioSnark) #4

Looks like DrFunk won’t be giving out anything since snarks are uncatchable. That’s okay though since nobody would be happy to be on the receiving end of his workshop widgets.

(DrFunkenstein) #5

Lies!

One of the things we’re giving away is a rare copy of “De Rerum Snarki, vol. 2”. An ancient manuscript that explains all the mysteries about Snarks.

Nothing to sneeze at!

Dr. Funkenstein

(Kl3ppy) #6

I just wanna see Funk stripping, but every time he starts, the server crashs …

(Snotling) #7

PEDOBEAR SPOTTED!!! :eek:

(DrFunkenstein) #8

The horror! The horror!


Dr. Funkenstein

(sereNADE) #9

santa will rise to the skies before xmas morn’

(Shelly) #10

this thread is kinda …weird :confused:

(sereNADE) #11

Pay no mind to us lusty panderers. This is a boyfriends’ club anyway.