HELP- Contact splash Damage

(jerryli500) #1

Haloo guys, i have a few matters, where is teh contact link in this site??

or wat is you email for gernal questions and inquaries for splash damage???

thanks,jerry

(bacon) #2

Just post your matters here so we can all laugh at you.

(Mr_Tickles) #3

Well, first of all… Splash Damage would be overwhelmed by questions such as “How do I select the Panzerfaust?”, if they didn’t have these forums to let avid fans help those out who want to get into the game.

Erm, If you had looked at any previous posts on this board to find out what kind of content is provided here, you may have found your answer. Therefore I can already tell that you haven’t heard about the magic button at the top of the screen labelled “Search”. Many a newbie to this site has asked questions that have been answered hundreds of times before, thus wasting the time of potential helpful problem solvers. (Don’t fall into this trap!)

However, if you have a question that is of a more personal nature, and you don’t feel like sharing this, you could simply log in under a different alias and post your question as then none of us will know that it was you, jerryli500, who posted that potentially embarressing question.
(For Office use only: God, I hope at least one person gets the irony :nag:)

(eRRoLfLyNN) #4

Lol the bitterness is strong this evening/night/morning! Is it full moon ?!? :uhoh: <-- meh likes uhoh too :>

(eRRoLfLyNN) #5

btw I like SIE clan, they are good fun :drink:

(Bongoboy) #6

Yah, that’s pretty much how it works, jerryli. Please feel free to post your questions here (although there’s a good chance they’ll have already been asked and answered, so it’s worth doing a Search first).

(Oxygen - o2) #7

also ‘teh’ dosnt make you look 1337, it makes you look like an idiot :nag:

(Bongoboy) #8

Now now, let’s be nice to strangers.

Welcome, come in, take off your shoes, have a comfy chair…

(Oxygen - o2) #9

ok, tell that to bacon :nag:

i just think it looks stupid to come on acting like you own the place, “hi” is a good place to start

anyway, tell bacon and tickles

and why do i always get told off? other people do what i do and nothing happens, when i flame people i get that nice reactangle box thats says banned!

(EB) #10

::Gives Oxygen 2nd warm welcome::
::Takes off Oxygen’s shoes::
::Gives him a comfy chair::
::Takes Bacon out to lunch::

So Jerryli500, they are awaiting your Questions dude!!..WoRd…

(Mr_Tickles) #11

Oi, Crazy-Nutter, take another look at both bacon’s post and mine. They actually tell jerryli500 what to do… i.e. to post here.
Your post however, just calls him an idiot.
Our posts are informative, and give hints about how to go about solving his problem…
Your’s however, just calls him an idiot.
Our posts may be slightly sarcastic due to the fact he hasn’t bothered to search or take a quick, two-second, scan of the site.
Your’s however, just calls him an idiot.

(P.S. Make your insults more playful :stuck_out_tongue: dress them up in short stories, or lingerie, whatever you see a baboon wearing. Have fun, stop driving yourself into a young blancmange.)

(EB) #12

Was that directed towards me ?
I certainly hope not.

—I just read my post again…HTH…does it make him look stoopid ?
I just want us all to get along.

Edit:

HTH = how the heck

(Mr_Tickles) #13

Sorry, it was directed at Oxygen’s first post… the one where he calls him and idiot. In those words.
Plus, just so you know… he used to be =DaRk=CrAzY-NuTTeR :wink:

(EB) #14

oh, thanks guy! Never knew.

(Oxygen - o2) #15

who cares?

i was actualy only dark crazy nutter because i couldnt be arsed to change my name on SD forums

im still called that on RTCWfiles.com

but telling people what my name WAS begs the question

who actually cares? only media whores who have an orgasm everytime a celebrity falls over

Just post your matters here so we can all laugh at you.

BTW saying we can laugh at his is an insult, so umm, what was your case again?

and i WAS informative, i told him saying teh instead of the makes him look like an idiot

wow i rule

(Mr_Tickles) #16

Meh, ok, it was an insult… but it was a comic one… you’re just calling him a plain old idiot… where’s the fun in that?
Take this line:

Now that’s getting there… you can imagine Julia Roberts falling over and revealing a little too much to the public… thus, you have the orgasm from the media whores…
As far as who cares about your old name… clearly EB does, because he thought I was talking about him… And in the first place… I was addressing you with the name, not informing other people what you used to be called.
I really do hate having to explain all this :S

Just telling him he’s an idiot isn’t informative, it’s offensive. People can spell the word ‘the’ however they want, if people understand what it means, all the better. You can’t simply judge whether a person is an idiot by the way they type a single word, now that’s idiotic.

(EB) #17

(Oxygen - o2) #18

oh the irony

(Mr_Tickles) #19

Look up the word ‘irony’ mate…

Not wanting to have the final word…

Meh, hairy muff, bongoboy…
Jerryli500, I guess you should start a new topic.

:weird: :moo: :banana:

:nag: :nag: :nag:

I bet bongoboy is going to get bored and comment on whoever makes the last post :stuck_out_tongue:

Well, I can see that oxygen will post the last words… and with my ESP, I shall tell you that they are…

(Bongoboy) #20

I’m bored of this. Everyone please walk away and leave it. Any attempts to have the last word will be deleted by me, or replaced with choreographed curved yellow fruit. Maybe the bubblegum-blowing cow. Possibly even the :weird: guy.