Good ways to mess with people online.

(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #1

when im in a match that i know isnt too serious (not playign with clan members) i ussually find some pretty good ways to piss people off. or just joke around with other members of my kin. like when a guy joins our match and asks us to restart and play serious, thats kidnda what im talkin about, but if you dont know what im talkin about by now you better get it soon cause im gonna stop talkin about it.

anyways, when im just messing with people, i like to shoot them enough to make them defend themselvs and team kill me, then i file a complaint and they lose xp, thats always funny. or when i snipe with a bunch of noobs and tell them its my first time playing too. thats another good one. there reactions like im some sorta god make me feel like im actually good at the game, then i remember their noobs and i lose all hope again. and acidentally calling airstrikes or mortars on your own teamattes is always funny, then ten peoples name flsh across the screen and say teamkill in big red letters, thne i get like 50 complaints. that always makes me feel like im really good at the game. and shoving snipers off thier posts is really funny, cause you cant lose xp and they have no idea what happened. or wasting all your ammo and then emptying the ammo and health cabinets. hehe. i like messing with people. its always fun.

anyways i hope you gusy get what im saying and dont reply and call me a tk’er or a jerk.

(dommafia) #2

If its sarcasm and you are actually portraying what annoying n00bs do then good one… but if u are serious u are worst then a n00b, at least they only do that dumb shit cuz they dont know anybetter :stuck_out_tongue:

(Stee) #3

Just close the thread to be on the safe side. :moo:

(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #4

i think ill keep the thread open but thanks for the advice chief.
and just re read the post buddy, im talkin about messing arounf in a game with my friends. and like i said if you dont get it then dont read it. and dont post shit on here telling me that im a noob and telling me what to do bud. i dont go on your posts and be a dick, so dont do that on mine.

(rgoer) #5

Yeah, non-seriousness can be fun. Passes the time when you’re waiting for people to join the game. I like to play “prevent my team from accomplishing the objective.” Sometimes I’ll manage to sneak into the guns on oasis, or the roof of the fuel dump, and I just wait for one of my guys to come and think he’s won. TK to the dome, beyotch!

(DG) #6

(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #7

…uh?

(BondyBoy007) #8

Where did u say u only did this on servers with just your mates?
The impression you gave is that you were on a public server (and made sure no clan mates were about). If that’s what you do on public servers then it’s spoiling other ppl’s game and I agree with dommafia

What I do like to do though is fustrate the enemy eg. on battery as axis - if you’re sure that you can own any one of the allies in a 1v1 check out

(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #9

NO THIS IS NOT ONLY ON SERVERS WITH MY FRIENDS! :angry:
its with anyone thats just bored and just wants to mess around and have fun! and i didnt give the impression of that, i said “playing with people of my kin” i meant same minded people that are just messing around. thats not even why i posted this thread!!! :banghead:
and once again no i dont just join peoples games and mess with them and tk!!! NOOOOOOOOO :banghead:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :angry:
if you guys havnt played a game like that then gop out and do it!!!
and then come back and post messages!!! :bash:

… :disgust:

whoa, i just completly freaked out… :bump:

(sniser) #10

Errr… I’m usually the first one to get sillay… but getting people to TK you and file on them? So they loose XP? What’s the fun? There are SO many ways to have fun or confuse people that don’t involve stripping health of teammates or even filing on them (heh)… okay I have to admit, on the rare occasions when I play on a FF off server I usually end up going engi and throwing grenades at my teammates… I can’t help it!

[RTCW] The funniest thing I remember will suck when told, but anyway: some dude suddenly proclaimed “I’m the hotdog vendor” (it was a game on mp_beach where the defenders in the basement got bored because allies never got through). So he started to walk (which is funny by itself, I love to do it… try to keep walking when you encounter enemies) and took his position behind that table thing in front of the warroom. I walked up to him, he asked what I want, I said “hotdog plz”, he dropped a nade on the table. Meh, you can’t really descibe it - it was 5-10 minutes of side-splitting basement fun…[/RTCW]

When people are silly and in a good mood it shows one way or other. Ever headbanged with someone? It’s also the little things, like you revive someone, they say “you’re welcome” on accident and you reply “thank you”. Or the enemy kills all/lots of defenders with an explosive - the proper reaction in my books is to use public vsay to say “All clear” and cheer a lot.

Then there is the silliness no one but you notices. On a game on oasis the allies where totally overwhelmed, so I switched to axis medic, and tried to drop health packs for them, while spamming “I’m a covert ops” in public chat haha. I cracked myself up, but I don’t think neither axis nor allies really noticed or cared much… another one would be firing at the ceiling with your pistol, while moving and turning in a hectic fashion and asking for backup, usually no one cares about that either.

What kinda always works is switching to knife in a 1on1 and spamming “Hold your fire!”.

(M.I.L.F.Hunter) #11

block your spawn point, deploy mortar (indoors) and have a ball.

(Sauron|EFG) #12

Catch 22… :banghead:

(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #13

yeah i know, i double negged myself good. i tend to do that in rants, i get confused and then i get dizzy. then im angry again…then dizzy, but after that its ussually over. and i can bitch again.

but yes, ive had the most fun when im on giant 50 person servers and im the only one using a knife the entire time. i can ussually get about ten kills. but i like spamming i need ammo and the only weapon ive been using is the knife. :bump:

(BondyBoy007) #14

if they were like minded ppl (and didn’t mind being tk’ed by u) why do u get complaints

(Sauron|EFG) #15

You have 50 friends that plays ET? :eek: Lucky you…

(ETplayer) #16

on some servers, were there running etpro, u can push people with the enter button. On fuel dump i like 2 push ppl off the roof, or of the sniper mountain{… fell 2 death}. Or when ur next 2 a panzer soldier and hes about 2 shoot push him somewhat :smiley: :blah: .

It has given me some hilarious moments :drink:

(puubert) #17

Whenever someone takes a while to move in spawn, only if it’s indoors, I take a well-aimed shot to the head and say “Get that hat off indoors young man.”

(Machine for to kill) #18

My favorite thing to do is take credit for other people’s acomplishments. Like whenever someone blows up the objective I say that it was me who did it, even though I’m a different class from engi and sometimes on the opposite team. It’s hilarious to see how frustrated the real engi gets, even if people start to laugh because they see that I’m a nazi soldier taking credit for blowing up the oasis guns. It’s even funnier when I’m with friends and we all start to fight, everyone pretending it was him who did it.
Also if you ever play non FF servers try throwing nades at the mortar people on your team. They’ll go flying around and waist an hour trying to get back to their spot.

(joker) #19

dude why did you even bother to post that crap? everyone likes to act childish every now and then…

(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #20

i found the greatest thing to do online, if you have a server full of a decent amount of people, like 20 or so. have a suicide boming match, everyone can only use nades. no rifle nades. its prolly the most fun ive had playing et.

after a while you need a break from just straight playing the game. its good to take a week off from the game play some other games and just mess around and haev fun with et.
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