Forum president - unlimited access to Bongoboys coffee maker

(Gringo) #41

I chose not to vote as democracy doesnt work!

(Wils) #42

Feel free to attempt a coup, or something, in that case.

(kamikazee) #43

Give it your best shot then. DG tried it, but we safely ignored him:

(ParanoiD) #44

Why did you say that. You ruined my whole plan.

First I voted salteh, which will become president.
Then the Knights oh Ni! wont accept this, and kill Salteh as they all want the power
Then all of them want to be president on their own so they kill each other.
Then ill backstab the last knight of ni when he is on low health.
(ofcourse I was hiding in the shrubbery)
Then ill be president and have Bongoboys coffee maker!

Going over to plan B!

(Shanks) #45

That’s the point where we all scream “we need covert ops!” :banana:

(Gringo) #46

I shall lead the Knights who say “Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv” to victory. Then comrade Gringo shall be established as the supreme leader of the world…err, i mean first forum president then leader of the world!

(Salteh) #47

Please don’t vote Salteh!
( I don’t want to die :frowning: )

(carnage) #48

…is this the president thread or the friend parade thread ? or both ?
I think Ifurita deserves the presidential coffee club benefits.

i wan using this thread to gather nominations to later create a poll so we can have a real vote. also if you have been nominated it wouldnt hurt to post in this thread some reasonsy why people should vote you in, why you would be the best presedent and oc what would you do with bingboys coffe machine

btw tapir cant run for president as the tapir is at the head of a major conspiracy controling content withing SD and indeed these froms. the president roll simply provides a means for the tapir to control the masses while they live beliving that they are withing a democratic society. therfore tapir cannot be president

dint errol always want to be the resident tea boy at splash damage? someone should drag him back. if he is voted in this could be his big chance

(Sauron|EFG) #49

Salteh: I’ll defend you if you make me minister of defense. :wink:

(Lanz) #50

Only if he makes me the minister of the coffee machine. Anyway my plan is already in motion to secure that coffee machine, I’m ready to deploy my borg tapirs, and they told me to let you know that “resistanse is futile, you will be assimilated”. They have already disabled the search function and is in the process of taking control of the “new post” button.

(senator) #51

my vote goes to I R O N M A N, with his eloquent and comprehensible observations on the cheater-invested multiplayer game that is W:ET, he never failed to cheer me up. Sadly, he seemed to have disappeared, but there is always hope that he will return with ETQW, to again open our eyes to the ever present danger of cheaters and aimbotters and walhackers.

Ironman, this forum needs you :bump:

runs away quickly and hides under a rock, frantically searching for his flaming-proof cloak

(kamikazee) #52

With a RtCW-germain voice
You don’t know vat you vill releash! Ve vill see a storm of new threads raining down on zis forum!
end of RtCW voice

Reminds me that I need to call in my herd of modding tapirs… I fear they’re still out there.

(Nail) #53

me too :lol:

(datoo) #54

That’s odd. He must have visited a state I’ve never been to (which is about half of them). The coffee I’ve seen has all been opaque. Perhaps he drinks sissy coffee?[/quote]

From the Wikipedia entry on espresso: “Ordering a coffee in Italy (un caffè), as in much of Europe, means ordering an espresso.” I was in France for 3 months last year, and I really wanted american style coffee at first. Now I drink both, but espressos are definitely not sissy coffee ;).

(Joe999) #55

i was just thinking that with bongoboy’s machine you could theoretically also make some tea. anyone tried it just for fun? :smiley:

(Nail) #56

Bodum style cofee makers make excellent tea
http://www.bodum.com/

(ParanoiD) #57

I start to think Bongoboys coffee maker isn’t special. SO it makes very good coffee and can also make Tea. Compared to our Senseo coffee maker, it can do exactly the same.

Now I must prepare my house to defend it against ‘DG’ his coup! He should know i am weaker than SD, so this would be a great way to just backstab a low skilled some1 to get a bongoboys-lookalike-coffee maker with ease.

(ouroboro) #58

Lol, tea. Sissies.

(Dazzamac) #59

I would vote for errol but I fear a previous quote from myself may come true

(Wils) #60

Bongoboy’s coffee maker does not do tea, damnit. It makes espresso.

Would you trust a coffee machine that made tea? I like tea as much as coffee, but I wouldn’t touch a machine that did both with a bargepole.