One of my favorites:
Arty:
“Ahh go f*ck yourself.”
My absolute favorite:
Fragger:
“One more for team awesome!”
And for some of the updated qutoes:
“Thought I saw my mama for a moment… she lives in Vermont… she does aromatherapy… wait… that doesn’t make any sense… Alright back to killing!”-Fragger upon being revived.
Also Nader’s “You are nowhere near as smart as you think you are.” is kinda awesome.
Favorite taunts
SpinnerzNQ
(SpinnerzNQ)
#41
brennanfreak
(brennanfreak)
#42
Time of death: Now, Cause of death: Yours Truly, I’m calling it. (figure it out)
Someordinaryguy
(Someordinaryguy)
#44
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x44aNv-GC9k
Ask and ye shall receive (guy has all merc quotes recorded)
Anyway about taunts:
Phantom:
“Y’all be an endangered species soon”
“I’d kill for a decent slice of pizza chuckle In fact, I have”
“HEY ASSHOLE ! The assholes started calling and they’re runnin’ outta you !”
“I got the skills, I got the kills…to pay the bills, yeah wassup…”
“Uuuuuuuuuuuh, you could cut the tension here with A KNIFE huh ?!”
“Exciting ! Painful but exciting !”
Sparks:
“Any fool can destroy…it takes GENIUS to heal”
“Your skill is mediocre at best…plan for retirement, NOW”
“In medschool we get to practice on cadavers smarter than you”
“Enemy flees like sheep…Sheep flees you get ? Ah nevermind”
“They let you dress yourself, brave of them !”
Red Eye:
“If you’re not dead yet, I’ll be with you in just a minute”
“Your imminent death is very important to us…please hold”
“For the last time, a jolly swagman is not a MP3 player”
Sawbonez:
“You mean nothing to me, you hear me ?! NOTHING ! whisper Call me”
“Awww, someone needs a hug”
Fragger:
“ONE MORE FOR TEAM AWESOME !”
“Lights out asshole !”
“I just gave you a second asshole…ASSHOLE !”
streetwiseSailboat
(streetwiseSailboat)
#46
@Redcap It’s not a Nine Inch Nails reference. It’s a reference to the song “You’re so Vain” by Carly Simon.
Vinos
(Vinos)
#47
Sparks
v796
Life can be a process of trial and error, your seems to be error and error.
jazevec1
(jazevec)
#48
“Your problem is: you’re an ***hole.” - Bushwacker. So bad it’s good!
“I kill you old-school!” - Arty, when he kills with a knife. What an understatement!
“You’ve been doing this long… coulda fooled me…” - Aura. Nice voice acting on this one.
“You’re not as stupid as you look. But then again, how could you be ?” - Sparks. An arrogant bitch, to the core.
“Mickey works at Disney, I’ll explain later.” - Skyhammer. WTF ?
messiah1
(messiah)
#49
Not really a taunt but when sawbonez gets revived by another medic and he says “How did you do that!?”
Also when fragger gets revived and says “Damn what’s in that? Coffee?.. Candy?!”
jazevec1
(jazevec)
#50
[quote=“messiah;96253”]Not really a taunt but when sawbonez gets revived by another medic and he says “How did you do that!?”
Also when fragger gets revived and says “Damn what’s in that? Coffee?.. Candy?!” [/quote]
Phoenix says: “And make sure to eat plenty of fruit!” when he revives 
GildedDark
(GildedDark)
#52
i like Redeyes sorry XD
oh im sorry i…im…IT WAS YOUR OWN DA.MN FAULT AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT
Lumi
(Lumi)
#54
I really love the knifing / gibbing quotes:
Nader: I don’t even need a grenade for that!
Kira’s sashimi quote is awesome.
I also loved to hear Rhino’s mounted turret quote: “This is actually less fun than my usual gun.”
And there is someone who says this when you gib a Phoenix, just don’t remember who:
" Are you a zombie? No? Then stay dead!"
Oh and let’s not forget Bushwhacker’s: I’ve killed three of you and I’ll kill three more until I’ve made my point!
TheFluffyOne
(TheFluffyOne)
#55
Hm, this might be an old thread, but I really like Kiras quote: ‘‘I see cats, with little hats.’’
Lord_Coctus
(Your worst knifemare.)
#56
Thank you uprightkeeper, without that post i wouldve never seen this thread and its oldness.
Apparently Phantom brings the sexy somewhere(i never know where because everytime i try listening a big gunfight or explosive starts happening)(v795?)
Kira: Get your ammo while its still good…haha jk
Thunder: I BANG YOU ALL!!! (idk why i find it funny)
TheFluffyOne
(TheFluffyOne)
#57
Another taunt I really like, which as well belongs to Kira, is:
“Why would I want to ‘kimono’ over to your place? Ever? No, don’t speak your thoughts. EW!”
I really like the cheesiness of the pick-up line.