Favorite taunts

(Diosito) #21

<3 Nader
“You re not as stupid as you look, but then, who could be?” (v794)

Next 2 are not really taunts, but I love them :

“It’s a shame, kind shame, buhuu” (v73 Scre w You)
“I’ll kill you, and you , and you aaaaaaaaaand you” (v74 You are dead)

Fragger
“Have you ever consider a second career, like you coud be a, corpse?” (v794)

Again, not taunts, but I like them:

“Say Hi!! to your god” (v74 You are dead)
“I just gave you a second ahole, ahole” (v78 Scre w you)
“Good night sweet heart, prince, princess, whichever” (v75 Goodbye)

Vasili
“One shot, one kill” (v795)
“One shot, one kill, one… one girlfriend , she is blah blah blah” (v794)
“Anythin to get away from my parents” (v791?)

[quote=“impressiveDirector;32259”]How do i unlock lvl 6-7 taunts? The only merc i have with the whole 7 taunts is sparks
What do i do with my other mercs?![/quote]

Sparks and Kira, so far, are the only mercs with 7 taunts. Taunts are supposed to be unlockables by leveling up, in fact, I “unlocked” Sawbonez and Nader’s taunts more than a year ago, but nothing happened.

Abbadon
Abaddon

(Reddeadcap) #22

@saucyPattern Its something along the lines of “Oh, was I dead? I think I saw my mom… that’s weird… oh well, Back to killin’!”

I really love his “There’s caffeine in that stuff, right? Glucose? Whiskey? CANDY!?!”

(APRenpsy) #23

Anyone got any clear audio taunts of Sparks?

(GildedDark) #24

@Redcap yea it’s that one. First time I heard it I died laughing at it, I ran into a corner and started listening to it then boom I got sniped XD
I like that one too, he is quite funny when you start to get to know him

(Yak) #25

I’ll SURGERIZE your ass!

(Volcano) #26

(_Sniff_) #27

You might expect a Fletcher quote or two from me? Well in the wise words of Arty, “Aha! Fuck you!”

(Gi.Am) #28

really? no one has mentioned proxy’s “your so dead, you propably think this taunt is about you” song (alternate v74) yet.

(APRenpsy) #29

I just remember this one. Freaking love it.

Arty: I don’t even need a gun to kill you!

(Gi.Am) #30

hm I prefer Artys “I kill you oldskool” when it comes to auto taunts.
Tho I have to admit skyhammer has the better ammo giving one “Don’t let your guns go hungry, feed it … FEEED IT” is just great.

Naders “like little eggs of death” also puts a smile on my face everytime I hear it.

Fraggers “here pick this up” gets a bonuspoint because with pineapple juggler you can literally “pick this up” ^^.

(Serious Sam) #31

This isn’t deliberately a taunt, but you can essentially make it one.

When I kill someone as Sawbonez, I almost always drop a medpack to heal myself with. I often do so standing over the unfinished corpse of my enemy, dropping the kit on his head.

When Sawbonez’s medkit is picked up by anyone, there’re a few voice clips he can say that’re along the lines of “Here’s your medkit”.

So, essentially, I kill a man, drop a medkit on his head, and say “Here’s your medkit”, then grab “his” medkit and heal myself with it.
Then I defibrillate him to death.

(sinKrin) #32

Bushwhacker: I’d shake your hand but I’d check for ticks first :slight_smile:

(Reddeadcap) #33

Isn’t it “Aaha, Go fuck yourself” ?

Love how its a nine inch nails reference.

Lets not forget “This is gonna be difficult difficult lemon-difficult” and How the enemy incoming quote is pretty much a classy “They really mad.”

Really miss Thunder’s cheerful “I bang YOU up” or “Here comes thunder, Yeeeeeees!” when tossing his grenades.

(_Sniff_) #34

Isn’t it “Aaha, Go fuck yourself” ?
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(Mr.Dubstab) #35

Vassili: “Ooh… Denaid…”
Arty: “HEEEEEEERE’S ARTEEEEEEEEH!”

So lovely.

(KattiValk) #36

Kira: “Kawaaaaaaaaii!”

(GeekyNerd_FTW) #37

Nader- " like little eggs of dess!!!

(KattiValk) #38

I can do Nader too. :grin:
“I am just a cute ikle vickle girl, like Heidi, with a grenade launcher; it’s mostly decorative, ignore it.”

“I recommend another course of employment. Traffic cone perhaps?”

“You are remarkably bad at this. Scientists will make study of you.”

“Better luck next time dead person.”

“FRAG OUT!” Wait what?

I love how they all sound so determined when they call out when they’re disarming. It’s like they’re trying to make a stateme- “I’M DISARMING THE C-FOOOOOOUR!!!1!!!one!!!”

(CCP115) #39

“HERE’S SOME MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK”

It ain’t a taunt, but it’s such a layered joke from my favourite Chinese man B)

(frolicsomeCrane) #40

I once heard Kira start singing I feel Pretty (Link for people who don’t know what it is), after being ressurected by a medic, I didn’t realize it at first because I was spamming “Kawaii” (v 5 7) but after about 2 minutes it hit me so hard what I just heard and I couldn’t really believe that happened.