Favorite taunts

(Szakalot) #1

What is your favorite taunt? Multiples allowed; hell, I’ll make a poll out of the favorites! Here are mine (quoted from memory):

Fletcher

  • Fire in YOUR hole!
  • You are still alive? Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Arty

  • Uuh… so tense, eh?

Vassili

  • The only reason I ever miss is Lag
  • You’re a good corpse, stay that way!

Nader

  • Oh, how frustrating for you.
  • I will not respect YOU in the morning either.

Rhino

  • ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

Aura

  • I’ve built a shrine to you in my room. No… not really.
  • Oh, bitch bitch bitch

Sparks

  • are you sure you were meant to do that? Omkaay, alright, oomkay!

Skyhammer

  • Wires n wires, bad luck here!

Fragger

  • I’ve reached out, and touched ya!
(Mr-Penguin) #2

Kira-
“Worship the pillar of fire!”
“Prepare for annihilation.”
“Fire from the sky!”

I’ve called in too many lasers today. :smile:

(MissMurder) #3

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More to come!

(GregHouseMD) #4

@Szakalot

I think capturing the awesomeness of Fragger ( who I’ve spent the day playing and realize I probably love more than any other merc at the moment ) requires the accent. I.e. “I dun reached out and touched ya!”

As for my favorite taunts … I don’t actually remember that many off the top of my head. Mostly Nader’s and Sparks’.

(APRenpsy) #5

Fletcher: STICCCKKKYYY BOOMBBBB!

(Reddeadcap) #6

Where can one make Skyhammer say “Anger not me nor the heavens lest I strike you down with big bastard airstrikes.” ?

(D'@athi) #7

Simply shut up and get your prox off…

(Amerika) #8

Fragger’s, “I’m going to give you a new a&&hole, a&&hole!” is my favorite.

(impressiveDirector) #9

How do i unlock lvl 6-7 taunts? The only merc i have with the whole 7 taunts is sparks
What do i do with my other mercs?!

(Serious Sam) #10

Sawbonez: “I saw, you’re conquered.”

Fletcher: “For you, no charge. Oh, wait! EXPLOSIVE CHARGE!”

(scrub_lord) #11

“Cough”

(GildedDark) #12

Vassili: “Anythin to get away from my parents”
“Oh, denied”
“Defused,disarmed, disappointed”

Fragger: “You call that a wound? Yeah? I’d also call that a wound”
“Here, pick this up”
And one of his revive getup callouts that’s kinda hard to understand,its the long one that ends with “well, back to killin”

Nader: “Aw, is that all you’ve got?”

Arty: " I haz something fo you"
Those are the only ones I can remember off the top of my head

(Daergar) #13

Kira’s haiku when she cuts up a downed player. I never hear the whole thing, but it involves “So sad hum hum sashimi”.

(Derpfestor) #14

THERE. IS. NOTHING. FUNNY. ABOUT. HAGGIS.

(Fuze) #15

Pretty much everything Stoker said… I miss him so much. He was my favorite ammo merc. :frowning:

(Eox) #16

So, Stoker is a sort of old english gentleman ?

(Fuze) #17

I like to think of him as Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) with a nice new mask. :smiley:

(zealousHumdinger) #18

No merc comes close to the personality of Fletcher (imo). He is impeccable.

Fire in YOUR hole.

And Bang! (baritone)

I got a gift for you, no charge, oh wait EXPLOSIVE CHARGE!

Did I say how much I respect you? That’s right, I did not.

(GregHouseMD) #19

Too bad, so sad, you’re dead to me, you’re sashimi. I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes.

And it is excellent.

(Eddie) #20

I love the kira one… i don’t know the whole text but it goes like

‘‘Too bad you’re sashimi’’