elbow rage

(green-industry) #1

hi my name is d@n!el,

I have been gaming competitively for over 15 years. I played rtcw with the darkside crew and competed in qcon with them. they recently introduced me to this game, about a month ago. and my elbow is warmed up some, and is now channeling all my emotions through it and onto people’s ****ing faces. so when you see green-industry or d@n!el, and your jaw dislocates. the darkside crew Welcomes you Aboard. now down to business.

  1. I need an admin to help me change my user name to d@n!el

  2. my first impression of the game is, way to much going on. you have to simplify it some or it will never be a big hit. noobs like simple, they just want to frag and have fun for a bit. and there is way too much crap to remember.

  3. now for the gamers that are planning to take the elbow to peoples ****ing faces in a competitively way, you have to fix the following.
    random spawn timers, please hang the ernie that came up with that idea. if your team cant rush in a coordinated wave, its pointless. so please dislodge and fix the problem.

  4. the classes, get rid of the recon class. its useless. get rid off the grenade launcher on the heavy class, or the ernie coming up with this ideas.
    only the engineer should be able to fix things, defuse or plant. that’s why is call an engineer. its the teams job to keep him alive to do so.
    if you are worry about what pub players want, then you need to have a competition mod. or just go ahead and give me a refund.

  5. some classes need grenades. if not, is not a deal breaker.

  6. before you keep coming up with this great ideas, fix what you have. like the black engineer you cant see. or the ****ing beeping that’s about to drive me off the wall.

the other issues I had, were fixed with this patch.

(montheponies) #2

nice second post - made me chuckle

(Jonny_Hex) #3

Recon is useless?

(Raviolay) #4

Best quote eva!!!

(Dthy) #5

Recon’s fun! Vassilli rocks

(INF3RN0) #6

It’s 2013. We can handle a little more than shooting each other in the face at this point. There’s not that much of a learning curve in DB at the moment tbh.

(Rex) #7

Were you drunk when you wrote this?

So I read between the lines, simplifiying it for you right?

Zero explanations why. :rolleyes:

Wow, convincing argument! Now wait for mine:
only the soldier should be able to plant. that’s why is called a soldier.

Refund for what?

Have you read the latest patch notes at all?

If you mean the hit sound beeps a look in the options could be useful.

And by the way, what has this all to do with comp now?

(Nail) #8

green, delete you identical post in the open forums, you signed a NDA remember

(montheponies) #9

To be fair in amongst the rage there is a lot of sense. Typically I’d have expected the engineer to be the go to class for explosives, either arming or disarming, repairs and all other manner of constructive objective type gameplay. The recon/covops is a fairly useless class, just make a Soldier character with a sniper rifle, and then the soldier becomes the weapon specialist. wait this is like ground hog day…going to stop.

(Attackmack) #10

I havent decided if i agree or not with the point about too much going on.
I wonder if the maps have too many objectives to clear as it is now, build this, gather that, escort this, lift cover, destroy something.
Maybe blowing up one wall and stealing one document is enough… oO

(BMXer) #11

Who is ernie? Was he at Qcon too?

(Nail) #12

ernie is bert’s husband

(Volcano) #13

(Jonny_Hex) #14

Awesome gif. Saved for future replies.

(Tankey) #15

You seriously have an interesting way of entertaining me Jonny, can’t deny I showed a smile while reading your replies :stuck_out_tongue:

OT: Recon is not useless at all in my opinion, it’s nice to play it for a change.
The spawn system is not finished yet, as far as I’m informed. Give them some time fixing it :wink:

You made me laugh about the black character though, I believe this is your monitor or settings instead of the game itself, as I can clearly see the black guy walking through the map.

(Bonkerz) #16

Also, this game needs more cake

(dAR3N) #17

This is the most retarded post I’ve read,you can’t expect the game to be changed just so that It is identical to other games and it doens’t have to be similiar? And off with the racism + language if you’re asking the dev’s for some requests.

(MrFunkyFunk) #18

Was it really necessary to dig up a post like this that was over 3 weeks ago?
There are plenty other threads if you want to up your post count in a constructive manner (there are tons of posts like this over in the general forum if you want your popcorn moment) :slight_smile:

(fubar) #19

Since this post’s been already bumped, may as well hop in too!

I was going to suggest a option or toggle, or… whatever, to force a specific (default per class) model onto player mercs/skins, for competitive play at the very least. No one but pub players will really ever give a second **** about how their character looks. Similar option, such as Quake has, to simply override the character model would be great. Given that you plan for even more mercs in the future, having 20 different looking medics hopping around your screen would be… annoying.

Also I partially agree with only the engineer being allowed to plant/construct, otherwise it really doesn’t serve much of a purpose at all, medics are already pointless enough given the very, very, very short spawntimes and the fact that you have an insane amount of health regeneration. Objective being a class specific thing (see ET/RtCW engineer) would also serve a bigger purpose for medic players as they are now a requirement to keep his teammate alive, it’s really one of the biggest things that pissed me of about BF3, there genuinely is no point to ever play anything other than a “rambo” character if you’re capable of completing the objective by yourself. And it really doesn’t get along well with your “heavily team play focused game” advertisements.

(iwound) #20

Did he dis da pubbers bro!
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