Don't be a NOOB!

(drew12776) #1

Don’t you hate noobs? I know I do. I got mad at all the noobs complaining on ET so I decided to make a list of the times you should or shouldn’t complain for a TK.

DO NOT COMPLAIN WHEN:

  1. You run across a mine and die. That would be your fault.
  2. You want to be an @$$ and stand on top of a morter and he blows you and himself to pieces.
    3.You see your teams color smoke (red/axis)(blue/allies) indicating that a hella bombs are about to be dropped there and you run right into it anyway. The field ops cannot stop or change the path of the arty to miss you.
  3. You see a mobile MG or anyone at that sitting there firing away at an enemy and you run in front of them and they spray the back of your head off.
  4. A teamate tosses a nade and you run over it obliterating you.
  5. You are being a noob and chasing a medic/field ops trying to get their attention and they turn around and turn you into swiss cheese.

DO COMPLAIN WHEN:

  1. A teamate runs up to you and DELIBERATELY guns you down. This does not apply to covert ops that are dresses as the enemy, people do make mistakes and get cought up in the fight.
  2. A teamate shoots you becouse you are using an MG nest or tank mounted MG that they wanted to use.

ONE MORE THING:
Please, if you see a covert ops standing over a body getting their uniform DO NOT shove that player out of the way and steal the uniform… If someone does that to you, PLEASE blow them away…

(Joe999) #2

i miss an option “this poll makes no sense and leads to nowhere” :slight_smile:

(Sauron|EFG) #3

TK/revive?

I think this is the wrong forum btw, no “noobs” here. :moo:

(Ragnar_40k) #4

This list is fairly complete: Let’s discuss ways to annoy other players. :wink:

(Fab) #5

I think they should filter out the word noob.

(Jaquboss) #6

I am icy calm whatever happens, only i am going totaly mad when airstrike/artilery (team)kills me, i just simply can’t help it, hate field op class…

Wheter white or black fieldops can be good only dead

(kamikazee) #7

What’s is artillery made for?
There were no vehicles in RTCW…

(Hakuryu) #8

I like noobs.

1.) They make you look good by being so bad.
2.) Easy to kill them.
3.) They can allow you try different things like a class you dont play often when your team is owning.
4.) You learn where not to place mines, and find more devious places for them than the obvious.
5.) They give a game a large base of players which could turn into sequels, etc.
6.) They are a constant influx of players that can keep a game fresh.

Ok, only 5 and 6 really, but the only REAL playing goes on in matches, scrims, and some select pubs when the right mix of people get together.

(jjpron) #9

How do I steal a uniform?

(GlobalWar) #10

Whats a noob?

:smiley:

(crumblycake) #11

Is QW going to be free like ET?

Jahahhaha!

(Hakuryu) #12

Yes!

After you register on SplashDamage.com for the low low price of $49.99

(Wils) #13

If you really must bash the poor newbies, use the other thread.