Dirty date

(DirtyMedal) #1

So I was bored in class and this thought came to mind: with which merc would you go/take on a date?

I think I would take proxy. As the first merc I bought and as my favourite I won’t be able to resist her :blush:
Who would you choose and why?

(watsyurdeal) #2

I would choose to get myself checked for mental issues…

But seriously, Proxy is best, if only because she sounds like the most fun person to be around. And gives no fucks.

(SteelMailbox) #3

Aimee, because of 6:08 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8XLUo5dCE

(Sinee) #4

Vassili… man, I would bang that arrogant scrawny punk like a screen door in a hurricane. :trollface:

(kAndyREW) #5

aimee. she’s pretty cute :slight_smile:

(Ghosthree3) #6

I was expecting a much better thread. One that would get closed, but would be totally worth it.

(Derpfestor) #7

Oh my God that panting… I’m bloody sold!

(misspo) #8

@steelMailbox i helped her during the scene.

(LifeupOmega) #9

Come on, we all know it’d be Fletcher or Nader.

(DirtyMedal) #10

Sorry for the disappointment…

(TeeKayM) #11

Rhino.

(SteelMailbox) #12

Oooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

(DirtyMedal) #13

Well this is surprising… Why?

(BlazinFox) #14

Nader is a lesbian and she has a wife… So she’s kinda out of this

(Fleshpound) #15

Well,i have plenty to choose.

Aimee,Aura,Proxy,Sparks,Kira,Nader.

If there is option to choose sisters then obviously sisters(hey,it would be good to have Sparks and Aura : :slight_smile:

(LifeupOmega) #16

Nader is a lesbian and she has a wife… So she’s kinda out of this[/quote]

You never know, she may be polyamorous.

(Faraleth) #17

Come on now… The choice is obvious: Fletcher. c:

Or Sparks… Maybe Vassili, or Nader. <3

(DirtyMedal) #18

@Faraleth
Waited for someone to say it :smiley:

(Faraleth) #19

@becomingHumdinger She ain’t out for everyone >:3 imma call some of that bootaaaaay xD lmao

(MaysontheMinion) #20

Proxy. There is nothing like a girl who isn’t afraid of some engineering work. And I bet she’d be totally down for playing video games! :open_mouth: That positive attitude of hers is also something motivating to experience!

If I had to go for a man, though, it would be Fragger. That beard is simply marvellous. You can’t argue against that.