Dirty date

(XavienX) #21

Who wouldn’t want to go out with Spar-- MissMurder???

(AirborneAsian) #22

Well… Ummm… Could three girls be included? At the same time?!

(VincentRJaeger) #23

Skyhammer obviously.

“…Here comes the thunder!”

(neverplayseriou) #24

Dating vassili would be a pain, the guy has such an ego “I did that, me Vassili” totally not trying to show off his sniper skills :stuck_out_tongue:

(Merci1ess) #25

Sparks definitely. If we were still together when I’d hit 50 years old, she might be able to help me with my erectile dysfunction.

(Sinee) #26

:smirk: Sure…

(CCP115) #27

Arty.

NAW I’M JUST KIDDING. Probably Kira. Quite suprised noone has said her yet, she’s the most normal person, I swear.

(Dawnlazy) #28

Fräulein Nader… if she was single and straight. So Kira.

(Lissxy) #29

Eh… I don’t think any of the male mercs are date material.

(DirtyMedal) #30

@Lissxy
maybe fragger or phantom?

(Lissxy) #31

[quote=“ditzyMedal;76938”]@Lissxy
maybe fragger or phantom?[/quote]
Fragger… big NOPE. Phantom, maybe.

(DirtyMedal) #32

[quote=“Lissxy;76950”][quote=“ditzyMedal;76938”]@Lissxy
maybe fragger or phantom?[/quote]
Fragger… big NOPE. Phantom, maybe.
[/quote]
@Lissxy
Ok now I’m curious why not fragger? He looks like the most normal of the male mercs

(Lissxy) #33

[quote=“ditzyMedal;76951”][quote=“Lissxy;76950”][quote=“ditzyMedal;76938”]@Lissxy
maybe fragger or phantom?[/quote]
Fragger… big NOPE. Phantom, maybe.
[/quote]
@Lissxy
Ok now I’m curious why not fragger? He looks like the most normal of the male mercs
[/quote]
He has a beard and seems to be in his 40s lol.

(DirtyMedal) #34

[quote=“Lissxy;76965”][quote=“ditzyMedal;76951”][quote=“Lissxy;76950”][quote=“ditzyMedal;76938”]@Lissxy
maybe fragger or phantom?[/quote]
Fragger… big NOPE. Phantom, maybe.
[/quote]
@Lissxy
Ok now I’m curious why not fragger? He looks like the most normal of the male mercs
[/quote]
He has a beard and seems to be in his 40s lol.[/quote]
@Lissxy
Well fair enough :stuck_out_tongue:

(Faraleth) #35

@Lissxy WHY WOULD YOU DATE PHANTOM?! Oh God, he’s the worst of the lot xD C’mon now, Phoenix or Vassili are clear date material :wink: …and Fletcher, of course c:

(JesseKomm) #36

@Faraleth, Vassili looks far too malnourished, he’d probably faint during the meal. Now that Phoenix is a real catch! Though personally I’d say Sparks because of that Russian accent, also her and Phoenix would make such a great team. <3

(Lissxy) #37

Phantom is a mystery… :wink: not sure how Phoenix looks but Vassili… hell nooooo.

(KattiValk) #38

Fletcher.

But on a more serious note, Bushwacker isn’t that bad looking, all thing considered. Fragger seems charming too.

Kira and Proxy are quite likable on the female side too.

(NuclearSharkhead) #39

I’m the kind of guy who Nader wouldn’t be able to resist going hetero for, for just one night >: 3

Proxy and Sparks can join us for a foursome.

(DirtyMedal) #40

@NuclearSharkhead I feel honored by you commenting on my post! All that left is one of the developers commenting here and this post is officially done :slight_smile: