[QUOTE=SinDonor;355748]I actually made it into a few games tonight after work, but nobody from these forums was on. So I played 3 solo matches just to raise my Assault to 15, then took him into a public match. Of course, I get sent to CC as Sec, it’s 6 of us vs 8 of them and we’re getting spawn camped like a mofo with only 3 mins left. Soooooooo what do I do?*
TOTALY FREAKING DOMINATE!!!
That’s what.
Most of my dumbass teammates who didn’t bother to buff me ever, except for our two bots who revived me and gave me ammo like mad, were only good for cannon fodder distraction at the gate. It took me about 4-5 attempts, but I finally breached their D using my patented “Flash-Molotov-LobsterX6-Grenade-Kross” technique (now available worldwide at a Brink match near you!). Once they were down and their 2 turrets dispatched, I was able to plant a charge on the wall with about 10 secs left. Boom. Oh yeah baby. I was cheerin loud enough to wake up my deaf old dog.
Wall now breached and we had a couple of engies finally doing a good job at keepin the bot moving. I was still lobbing flashes and spamming Lobsters down every street when the bot finally got stuck near the crane, under the container arch. With only 1 min left, and pretty much solo, I ran around the backside where the ComPost is and ended up behind half their team that was now camping around the crane looking in towards their spawn. Surprise surprise, punks. *I did my patented FMLX6GK technique once again and was able to dispatch the 4 guys and a turret around the crane. Epicasm. It bought my team enough time to fix the bot and we made it to the crane in OT!
The rest of the match went much smoother, even though we still were under-humanned at 6 vs 8. We were able to get the bot to the container pretty easily, and it only took about 5 more mins to retrieve the package once the bot cut through. I got a few more last second kills escorting the deliveryman to the gate on the platform.
I am looking forward to seeing my stats on this one. Wish they tracked assists, I had a ton. I did get best Assault and finished with around 6K points, even though when I came into the game, they had already been playing for a bit. I think I was 5th or 6th in XP for all players, a couple guys got 10K and 9K. Whatevs, my team was stagnant until I arrived. Feels good to make the difference.
This game is so much fun.:D[/QUOTE]
Lulz. Fag of the week
