Choose Life...


(evilsock) #1

Choose to not play ET. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace you. Choose your future. Choose to not play ET.


(schmeisser) #2

Been there, done that, bored witless. Think I’ll play a few rounds of ET.


(ToasterKing) #3

Very fight club-ish…

But I choose my ET, and crappy job and asnine college.


(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #4

I’m gonna choose a 2 double whopers a small fry and a large coke.

why are you waving the anti-E.T. flag anyways?


(BondyBoy007) #5

I’m thinking it was adapted from the classic film Trainspotting


(bandit5k) #6

Life isnt very interesting, i find that i keep loosing at it! its different with ET! I can actually win! :smiley:


(evilsock) #7

arggh - I’m not waving an anti-ET flag at all - seeing as I had loads of problems with my PC I thought it would be ironic to post-up the Trainspotting rant :open_mouth:


(Spinne) #8

Existence, well what does it matter?
I’ll exist on the best terms I can.
The past is now part of my future.
The present is well out of hand.
The present is well out of hand.


(Fusen) #9

I take that sa more of a play ET as life is ****e lol


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