In preparation of official trolling, let’s see what SD could pull.
My bet is on this guy:
[spoiler]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jp-h2v53p5g/maxresdefault.jpg
Next merc role-call video: Scrubby.
Every merc in DB replaced by Scrubby.
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April Fools' Predictions
TheStrangerous
(TheStrangerous)
#1
K1X455
(K1X455)
#2
He’s the one who will be medic and ammo supplier all in one go…
key for ammo
key for med packs
BR-16, Blishlok and Ahnuld shot guns primary
Tolen, M9 and MP400 for secondary
Stilneto, Bekhill and Cricket bat for lols
SnakekillerX
(SnakekillerX)
#3
Turtle gets a release date… but not really, they wouldn’t want to piss people off even more about that. 
You know they’ll do something though, they can’t pass up a joke/meme.
Eox
(Eox)
#5
Pretty sure SD will announce a partnership with the guys who are making that Emoji Movie.
New cosmetic items : emoji masks, emoji trinkets. Emojis added in the in game chat. I’m going to puke.
x3mytiz
(x3mytiz)
#6
SD will let you buy an EV! For, just saying, 3,000,000.00¢. Of course, for another 300,000.00¢ you will sign an insurance policy.
That EV will be on a specific server and your EV will be used on all EV maps.
For every amount of damage that will occur on your vehicle, you will receive payments!
I need only 5k¢ for this scheme…
LoafOfBread
(Chilled Sanity)
#8
[quote=“Eox;c-223508”]Pretty sure SD will announce a partnership with the guys who are making that Emoji Movie.
New cosmetic items : emoji masks, emoji trinkets. Emojis added in the in game chat. I’m going to puke.[/quote]
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
Turn them into tactical nuclear warheads
Lord_Coctus
(Your worst knifemare.)
#9
Say they will give a buff to turrets but don’t.
Say they will remove Proxy from the game but don’t.
Give a secret buff to Rhino giving him double the health.
Give Sparks a burst rifle.
Have the katana do 2x the damage.
Make it so attackers will have to destroy the EV for it to move and the defenders have to repair it to make it stop.
More cancery ideas to come.
STARRYSOCK
(Press E)
#12
It would be amazing if they just gave every merc an insane buff, but only a value change so it was easy to reverse. Aura with 10 med stations, rhino with 1000 health, Sparks with a 100 damage full-auto revivr, etc.
Maybe even switch some abilities, like kira with a minigun or phoenix with martyrdom instead of self res.
Better yet, say they did something secret but actually did nothing.
EDIT:
Better yet, bind V,2,1 to suicide
Xyfurion
(Xyfurion)
#15
Just add a zero to everything.
Proxy gets 20 mines.
Stoker gets 10 molotovs.
Sparks gets 10 revive guns.
Rhino gets 2000 hp.
Bushwanker gets 10 turrets.
The match is 150 minutes instead of 15.
Or they could take my idea from last year. Mirror every map in the game so that instead of turning left on the first bend in chapel, you turn right. Good troll.
BlackboltLW
(BlackboltLW)
#16
Dome will be refitted for 16x16 battles
[quote=“Xyfurion;c-223568”]Just add a zero to everything.
Proxy gets 20 mines.
Stoker gets 10 molotovs.
Sparks gets 10 revive guns.
Rhino gets 2000 hp.
Bushwanker gets 10 turrets.
The match is 150 minutes instead of 15.
Or they could take my idea from last year. Mirror every map in the game so that instead of turning left on the first bend in chapel, you turn right. Good troll.[/quote]
And after repairing the EV it goes backwards instead forward
gg
Eox
(Eox)
#17
[quote=“BlackboltLW;c-223576”]Dome will be refitted for 16x16 battles
[quote=“Xyfurion;c-223568”]Just add a zero to everything.
Proxy gets 20 mines.
Stoker gets 10 molotovs.
Sparks gets 10 revive guns.
Rhino gets 2000 hp.
Bushwanker gets 10 turrets.
The match is 150 minutes instead of 15.
Or they could take my idea from last year. Mirror every map in the game so that instead of turning left on the first bend in chapel, you turn right. Good troll.[/quote]
And after repairing the EV it goes backwards instead forward
gg[/quote]
This would make my day.
hawkeyeguy99
(hawkeyeguy99)
#20
Activating Phantom’s cloak turns him into:
Throwing Vasilli’s eggs just marks him for the enemy team.