April Fools' Predictions

(Mc1412013) #21

[quote=“hawkeyeguy99;c-223585”]Activating Phantom’s cloak turns him into:

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/403430334753935578/89FBB23B045CCF38B87EB323FCB9B95D8BF0BB6C/

Throwing Vasilli’s eggs just marks him for the enemy team.[/quote]

So phantom is leaving dirty bomb to go work with the blue man group

(Press E) #22

frag and concussion grenades have 0 fuse time, so they explode instantly when thrown

(Your worst knifemare.) #23

Thunder can finally “bang you all”.

(Mc1412013) #24

they trash turtles release and make this guy the new engi

(NightfIy) #25

Looks like they’ve jumped the gun a couple of weeks early and put Thunder in free rotation just before the 50% extra ranked points weekend. This is going to be fun…

(HammerOfDawn21) #26

[left]Y’all are over thinking, they are just going to do this

A whole lot of this.[/left]

(Chilled Sanity) #27

[quote=“HammerOfDawn21;c-223613”][left]Y’all are over thinking, they are just going to do this

A whole lot of this.[/left][/quote]

We said April 1st not a normal day of lead case of misery

(KUST__LunarTM) #28

I wish i had the link to the gif of a box opening where every single card was a cobalt, but then it lands on a lead card kind of like reverse cobalt chances.

(MisterBadmin) #29

Credit to Jesse, who made it originally, and found it faster than I could:

Links, so this may continue to live on:

http://imgur.com/Sqm9cOX

(PeterComputer) #30

SD will announce a partnership with Nexon.

Too soon?

(GatoCommodore) #31

[quote=“PeterComputer;c-223651”]SD will announce a partnership with Nexon.

Too soon?[/quote]

lel

what year is this?

(Your worst knifemare.) #32

[quote=“GatoCommodore;c-223675”][quote=“PeterComputer;c-223651”]SD will announce a partnership with Nexon.

Too soon?[/quote]

lel

what year is this?[/quote]

2020

Update will be called “A new start”

(K1X455) #33

[quote=“paramountGasoline;c-223681”]

2020

Update will be called “A new start”[/quote]

A New Hope

(SnakekillerX) #34

[quote=“K1X455;c-223682”][quote=“paramountGasoline;c-223681”]

2020

Update will be called “A new start”[/quote]

A New Hope

[/quote]

Beta Part 2

(neverplayseriou) #35

splash damage announcing an update in which they’re actually gonna fix all the op shit.

(hoyes) #36

They will give every Merc martyrdom.

(pumpkinmeerkat) #37

DB finally transitions from beta to gamma.

(Chilled Sanity) #38

[quote=“pumpkinmeerkat;c-223695”]DB finally transitions from beta to gamma.

[/quote]

Waiting for Kappa Sigma Tau

(GatoCommodore) #39

nader martyrdom will deal no damage

and will change sound effect to this

(OwynTyler) #40

I expect a news article “We deleted all snipers from the game cuz they were unhealthy” :wink: