APPALLING FOOTAGE not for the faint of heart

(Mrarauzz) #1
(avidCow) #2

“stick together +2xp”

fkn LOL

(Occult) #3

looks like a normal game lol

(Mrarauzz) #4

[quote=“avidCow;128552”]“stick together +2xp”

fkn LOL[/quote]

HA i just noticed that

(Eox) #5

Auras in a nutshell.

(avidCow) #6

Successfully inhale oxygen and exhale co2 for 5 minutes +25xp

Maintain basic motor function for 10 minutes straight +50xp

Blink regularly to moisten your eyes +500xp

(KorpKyuuSama) #7

just another day in the pubs

(XavienX) #8

What’s wrong? I don’t see anything abnormal in this pub game.

(SaulWolfden) #9

I had terrible flashbacks… thanks for the nightmares.

(Mr-Penguin) #10

And this is why we need a better tutorial!

(Mrarauzz) #11

the best part of the tutorial was hit the generator with a bat section ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(darlingClaymore) #12

That FOV gave me aids

(Xan) #13

i like how the vassili standing on the railing

(Samniss_Arandeen) #14

I’ve got an Arty lying on the floor in a pool of his own blood, but who gives a fuck, when I can just hit this shit over here repeatedly with a cricket bat? I mean why not, sure it would be faster to just plant on it, but who seriously would do that if they’re not an engie?

(doxjq) #15

andddddddd this is why aliens don’t visit us

the worst part is how often you run into this level of plebbery

some people give me an aneurysm :smiley:

(zealousHumdinger) #16

The cricket bat is the best thing in DB ever.

(tominatorx) #17

You have to understand there is one thing that Auras like more than healing and reviving people. => Beating the sh*t out of someone or something with a cricket bat…

It’s called priorities…

(Samniss_Arandeen) #18

[quote=“tominatorx;128707”]You have to understand there is on thing that Auras like more than healing and reviving people. => Beating the sh*t out of someone or something with a cricket bat…

It’s called priorities…[/quote]
I thought it was running right past downed friendlies straight into enemy gunfire. That’s what half the pub Auras do anyways.

(tominatorx) #19

[quote=“Samniss_Arandeen;128731”][quote=“tominatorx;128707”]You have to understand there is on thing that Auras like more than healing and reviving people. => Beating the sh*t out of someone or something with a cricket bat…

It’s called priorities…[/quote]
I thought it was running right past downed friendlies straight into enemy gunfire. That’s what half the pub Auras do anyways.[/quote]

Yeah that happens quite often indeed (I’ve even seen them run into enemy gunfire with their cricket bat). Eventually the only use for them is as decoys while I’m reviving my teammates with Sawbonez…

I honestly don’t know what they’re thinking when they do that.

(Amerika) #20

Haha, this happens so often it’s unreal. The best is when they finally realize they can revive you, get out their paddles, miss you and then go for another hit and either die themselves or you get gibbed out.