Your Dirty Bomb Husbando or Waifu

(masterfulTrapezoid) #1

So lets start a silly topic today who is you husbando or waifu in dirty bomb ?

(Mr-Penguin) #2

Kira.

(Kroad) #3

@srswizard

(tartCanvas) #4

TheWrongName and TimeRememberMan :^)

(XavienX) #5

Martyrdom.

(Ghosthree3) #6

None of the women are any good :frowning:

If I was into men though Fragger is the clear winner.

(srswizard) #7

I’ve been hearing things about this mysterious Marty Dom

(DanielFluffy) #8

Sparks, obvious choice. She’s a badass Russian woman!

(kibloy) #9

Sparks, she has the most adorable accent and a healthy butt!

(Reddeadcap) #10

ALL HAIL THE SPARKS-BUTT!

Nader and Fragger are my top favorite characters just because of how cheerful/thankful and over the top they are.

(spiralKeeper) #11

Sparks, 'cause no woman here would want me.

;_;

(cornJester) #12

I would have Sporks pretend to be Nader, best of both worlds. Boom baby, yadda yadda. (Since if you know her backstory she enjoys taking on different identities.)

(Keldrath) #13

Probably Kira because of my yellow fever.

(spiralKeeper) #14

But she’s a koala. :open_mouth:

(masterfulTrapezoid) #15

But she’s a koala. :open_mouth:

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kira the killer koala ?

(_Sniff_) #16

Do… do I even need to say who it is?

(Mr-Penguin) #17

But she’s a koala. :open_mouth:

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Don’t look that up on Google images. I think my retinas are burnt out now.

(masterfulTrapezoid) #18

fletcher husbando of the year

(_Sniff_) #19

Fire in your hole

(Keldrath) #20

But she’s a koala. :open_mouth:

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Looks asian and says asian things like sashimi and kawaii, close enough for me.