Your best DirtyBomb Meme?


(SereneFlight) #721

When Phantom met his GFs father the first time.


(watsyurdeal) #722

@SereneFlight oh my God that is amazing XD


(3rsh) #723

Iā€™ll just be here with my CW Phantom card. Crying. In the corner. Donā€™t mind me. RNGesus told me, ā€œguess what? But waitā€¦thereā€™s more.ā€ :s

At least it was the Kek-10/knife one.[/quote]

I feel your pain CR58 :ā€™(


(watsyurdeal) #724

Me at work, waiting for the patch notes, and super hyped for an update

http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-kermit-the-frog-excited-gif.gif


(bontsa) #725

Now I honestly cannot read any of your posts, even well-thought ones rather than off-topic goofery ones, without bursting into giggles @Watsyurdeal since mental image of you typing, behind this screen, connection fiber and then another screen separating us, as a jiggleboned Kermit is too much for my brainā€™s decentness senses to handle.


(watsyurdeal) #726

@coolFortress

If you knew me in real life youā€™d swear I was on something, all the time, all day, cause when I get hyped as fuck, I GET HYPED AS FUCK.


(bontsa) #727

My irl friends swear to barge in my apartment someday and raid my amfetamine stash. Since they accuse me of grabbing a kilogram of the stuff every second time I launch DB.


(AdmiralTeddy) #728

salty post regarding me getting rekt by rhino


(gg2ez) #729

SD needs to reskin the Mini-Gun into a spinning salt shaker.


(Jostabeere) #730

[quote=ā€œAdmiral Teddy;125406ā€]letā€™s release trinkets that require 60 hours of playtime over a family holiday time to earn.
[/quote]
People at CW event: ā€œGive us rewards you need to achieve by playing a long time, RNG cases are shit!ā€

SD makes event rewards for a long playtime

People bitching about it :tired_face:


(gg2ez) #731

[quote=ā€œJostabeere;125410ā€][quote=ā€œAdmiral Teddy;125406ā€]letā€™s release trinkets that require 60 hours of playtime over a family holiday time to earn.
[/quote]
People at CW event: ā€œGive us rewards you need to achieve by playing a long time, RNG cases are shit!ā€

SD makes event rewards for a long playtime

People bitching about it :tired_face:
[/quote]

I honestly donā€™t see how these playtime rewards are bad. I actually like the fact that Iā€™m guarunteed a prize for playing the game, even if it is just a little coal.


(Reddeadcap) #732

[quote=ā€œJostabeere;125410ā€][quote=ā€œAdmiral Teddy;125406ā€]letā€™s release trinkets that require 60 hours of playtime over a family holiday time to earn.
[/quote]
People at CW event: ā€œGive us rewards you need to achieve by playing a long time, RNG cases are shit!ā€

SD makes event rewards for a long playtime

People bitching about it :tired_face:
[/quote]
Iā€™m guessing the former is because the drop rate on the specific loadouts was inconsistant, which is going to happen again with the What the Dickens cases but at least the confirmed loadout case drop rate will be at least a week long rather than 3 days.

On the other hand people are complaining because it would mean taking time away from their families in Christmas, which usually is seen as more important than Thanksgiving.


(Fonzie) #733

Hereā€™s what you wanna do to people speaking at the mic and giving orders to you and your team feeling like the best players in the world but they are not


(Frogteam) #734

Trying to get your team to do what you want through the mic like:


This is a real Signature.


(Jostabeere) #735

How it feels.
http://puu.sh/lZ2Uw/ae6edf82d7.jpg


(Vaulde) #736

for the dickens skins :tongue:


(AdmiralTeddy) #737

@Jostabeere @gg2ez
no, i said that because 60 hours in a holiday requires me to play roughly 3.5 or so hours a day to get all the rewards, Iā€™m not saying thatā€™s bad, iā€™m saying 60 hours is excessive, 40 wouldā€™ve been just fine.
and iā€™m saying instead of focusing on cosmetics (and iā€™m being unfair here i know) you should look to balance things that are holding back db from being competitively viable.

the business plan with the cases is like, give us money so thereā€™s a whatever chance you might get a special card and then that card can be anything for any char which makes it so youā€™ll spend money to get a special skin for a char you donā€™t like / bad augments and you have no way of turning these into things you might remotely like. (i.e. trade in)

A way they couldā€™ve done was for you to select 3 mercs and itā€™d give you a good card for one of em, with cards like these, it should be like that. cobalts can be traded in, these cant.

Also iā€™m bitching about it cause iā€™m butthurt from rhinoā€™s huge mg.


(SereneFlight) #738

When you got the objective, your team tries to clear the path but suddenly end up getting killed by airstrike/ lazer/ nade(s)


(Ctrix) #739

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/398931014504330917/5FF46FD1B6D7BCDD3CAC9D02772E6B5EDD800B7D/


(Fonzie) #740

ā€œmmm watcha sayā€¦ā€ lol


Itā€™s actually the best troll in the story of my gameā€¦it isnā€™t photoshop(except for the trollface :P)