Your best DirtyBomb Meme?

[Xenithos]

I just tried it out too, and there’s some stuff that doesn’t make sense on the first round alone:
“Fragger rips a mace out of Rhino’s hands.” (We all know this would never happen. :3)

“Redeye steals from Aimee when she isn’t looking.” - Yeah, right…
“Ev injures herself” - Dude, it’s a female EV?! Woooooooo.
“Rhino receives medical supplies from and unknown sponsor” (LOL, he ALWAYS gets the meds)
More funny highlights if you’re interested:
[spoiler]“Ev is unable to start a fire, and sleeps without warmth.”
“Sparks accidentally detonates a land mine when trying to arm it.”
“EV shoots a poisonous blow dart into Fletcher’s neck, slowly killing him.”
“Fragger sprains his ankle while running away from Proxy.”[/spoiler]

Whoever wins this, I must play for 2 days in DB…
Fudge, Thunder won after Aimee begged him to kill her, and she died from an infection two turns later.
Crap, I have to play Thunder now.

[SweetGenocide]

Okay i tried the hunger games tho heres what happend:

-Phantom begs for Female Announcer to kill him. She refuses, keeping Phantom alive.

-EV stalks Vassili. (holy shit the EV is a fckign stalker)

-Aura and Skyhammer work together for the day. (yeeey 2 starter mercs working together!11!!!1!1!)

-Arty and Phoenix split up to search for resources. (Sawbonez is gonna kill Phoenix for dat)

-Scrub explores the arena. (a scrub in it’s natural habitat)

-Phoenix and Rhino hold hands. (NO PLS.)

-Scrub forces SawBonez to kill Vassili or Male Announcer. He decides to kill Vassili. (oh we got a badass Scrub over here)

-EV accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. (plot twist : it was Proxy)

-Aimee goes hunting. (an Aimee in her natural habitat)

-Scrub falls into a pit and dies. (he was to badass to die D:)

-Phoenix and Fletcher hold hands. (OMF NO!!!)

-SawBonez sets an explosive off, killing Sparks, and Nader. (well RIP.)

[Szakalot]

[quote=“Shinywindow;200276”]no worries i steal memes all the time :^)

[/quote]

and don’t stop, isn’t that the whole point that a meme goes out, spreads and changes as it goes?

[Lord_Coctus]

My hunger games results.

Thunder sets an explosive off, killing Turtle, Vassili, and Scrub.
EV repeatedly stabs Nader to death with sais.
Kira spears Arty in the abdomen.

Day 1
Phantom dies from hypothermia.

Night 1
No deaths occurred.

Day 2
Sparks accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Night 2
Fragger sets an explosive off, killing Male Announcer, RedEye, Stoker and Aura.
Female Announcer bashes Skyhammer’s head in with a mace.

Day 3
Thunder kills SawBonez for his supplies.
Female Announcer unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Night 3
EV shoots a poisonous blow dart into Fletcher’s neck, slowly killing him.

The Feast
Thunder shoots a poisonous blow dart into EV’s neck, slowly killing her.
Aimee bashes BushWhacker’s head against a rock several times.

Day 4
Aimee poisons Kira’s drink. She drinks it and dies.

Night 4
Rhino accidently steps on a landmine.
Phoenix kills Fragger for his supplies.

Day 5
No deaths occurred.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
Aimee kills Phoenix as he tries to run.

Night 6
Aimee silently snaps Proxy’s neck.

Day 7
Aimee dies from an infection.
The winner is Thunder from District 10!

I was scare that Proxy was going to win.

[Xenithos]

-Phoenix and Rhino hold hands. (NO PLS.)

-Phoenix and Fletcher hold hands. (OMF NO!!!)

I presume that ShinyWindow set up Phoenix as a female, or whoever made this. Since you’re supposed to have “one male and one female from each district” there aren’t enough females.

Or ya know, if ShinyWindow didn’t set it up, someone likes Phoenix as a little different. :trollface:

Edit: Turns out that whoever made this didn’t realize the left box is supposed to be male, and the right box is female. Rhino and Fletcher are both females, Phoenix is a man. That’s just top kek material right there.
Only district 11 doesn’t count as male on left and female on right, because in the main books Katniss holds hands with Rue (female young) because Rue reminds her of her sister, and so for the generator to work, with that possible outcome, Rue is counted as a male. Not that anybody asked for this information.

[boerhae]

Hunger Games results… but mine are identical to @paramountGasoline I think

The Bloodbath
Thunder sets an explosive off, killing Turtle, Vassili, and Scrub.
EV repeatedly stabs Nader to death with sais.
Kira spears Arty in the abdomen.

Day 1
Phantom dies from hypothermia.

Night 1
No deaths occurred.

Day 2
Sparks accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Night 2
Fragger sets an explosive off, killing Male Announcer, RedEye, Stoker and Aura.
Female Announcer bashes Skyhammer’s head in with a mace.

Day 3
Thunder kills SawBonez for his supplies.
Female Announcer unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Night 3
EV shoots a poisonous blow dart into Fletcher’s neck, slowly killing him.

The Feast
Thunder shoots a poisonous blow dart into EV’s neck, slowly killing her.
Aimee bashes BushWhacker’s head against a rock several times.

Day 4
Aimee poisons Kira’s drink. She drinks it and dies.

Night 4
Rhino accidently steps on a landmine.
Phoenix kills Fragger for his supplies.

Day 5
No deaths occurred.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
Aimee kills Phoenix as he tries to run.

Night 6
Aimee silently snaps Proxy’s neck.

Day 7
Aimee dies from an infection.
The winner is Thunder from District 10!

[Lord_Coctus]

@Boerhae I think its exactly the same.

[Shinywindow]

Awwww my bad!! I’ve updated the post to tell y’all how to randomize what happens.

[HunterAssassin5]

http://i.imgur.com/F4uEBHc.png

this is gold.

[Terminal_6]

K.

Kira killed five people. Dayum. Still got exploded by Vassili, tho

[Shinywindow]

the boys are working hard

[BlackboltLW]

[quote=“Shinywindow;200472”]the boys are working hard

[/quote]

As Arty main, I believe this .gif is painfully accurate

[yesser]

‘‘sparks detonate a mine while tryinbg to arm it’’
SOMEONE TELL SPARKS SHE IS NOT PROXY i expected more from that from that cutie medic pilot
‘‘Fragger sets an explosive off, killing Male Announcer, RedEye, Stoker and Aura.’’
thats no change just the regular daily life of a fragger
‘‘Rhino accidently steps on a landmine.’’
fukkin cookies
night 6 ‘‘Aimee silently snaps Proxy’s neck.’’
day7 ‘‘Aimee dies from an infection.’’
the insta karma thou

[Lord_Coctus]

night 6 ‘‘Aimee silently snaps Proxy’s neck.’’
day7 ‘‘Aimee dies from an infection.’’
the insta karma thou

Real Karma is

“EV blows a poison dart into Fragger, killing him.”
“Thunder blows a poison dart into EV, killing her”

[HunterAssassin5]

When you go for a med station but then you find that the Aura took it away

game balance

[AdmiralTeddy]

How people see proxy:

When you’re defusing a C4/repairing an EV and the enemy keeps trying to kill you.
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61739806.jpg
[b]

When you hear the entire enemy team around the corner as a tiny merc

When you beg for ammo/heal/revive and people ignore:[/b]


Notice how every meme gets smaller? [spoiler]it’s a reference to the size of rhino’s donger https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/emoticon-2867-src-f02f9d40f66f0840-28x28.png[/spoiler]

[Herr_Hanz]

tip: do not open the image in a tab when your mom is walking in.

excellent memes. love it.

[Jostabeere]

@“Admiral Teddy” Rhino could benchpress u with his donger while freeballing :trollface:

[SweetGenocide]

When one of my friends gets Fletcher or Rhino and i get an idea for some shanenigans (or whatever you spell it), i’m like:

[Shinywindow]

Currently, Vassili’s default loadout is the only default loadout not to be with the rest of the mercs on the same page.