You know you've played too much Dirty Bomb when...

(brennanfreak) #1

You start to have a fear of cricket bats.

(Verticules) #2

When you have an alarm set for every 3 hours.

Edit: When you have an obsidian founders loadout.

(AirborneVolley) #3

When you succeed in stabbing GM-Radrono during the livestream.

(immenseWalnut) #4

…you stop playing because the game becomes very stale after 200 hours.

(Mr-Penguin) #5

You reflexively move away from dead bodies in other games for fear they might explode (I’m looking at you, Two-Step Goodbye) .

(NXA-Orellien) #6

You get tempted to leap and kick off a wall to get some where faster.

Bonus points: You actually do it.

More bonus points: You manage to do it and not fall flat on your face.

(Backuplight) #7

[quote=“NXA-Orellien;69124”]You get tempted to leap and kick off a wall to get some where faster.

Bonus points: You actually do it.

More bonus points: You manage to do it and not fall flat on your face.[/quote]I am dreading the day I play another shooter and try to wall jump.

(IcySkyz) #8

when… you start saying merc phases in daily conversation. Bloody rubbish you lot are!

(Backuplight) #9

[quote=“IcySkyz;69137”]when… you start saying merc phases in daily conversation. Bloody rubbish you lot are![/quote]“Shotgun! I call shotgun! Because I have… um… shotgun” Guarantee the front seat is yours forevermore.

(Volcano) #10

when you start making your own maps to submit to SD so we can have more maps

(N8o) #11

When you imagine/daydream throwing sticky bombs and destroying an entire team while in AP Calculus.

(prettyStake) #12

Where ever you are you here phantom’s cloak.

(srswizard) #13

When you start to get a little bit paranoid about Vassilis, IRL.

(CCP115) #14

Quite surprised to see you on the Loadout forums, I used to love that game as well.

Anyways, you know you play too much Dirty Bomb whenever you hear the word juice, you think of crazy scottish men.

(LANshark) #15

so i’m not the only one? good to know.

(MarsRover) #16

When you fuel up your car you want to shout “repairing objective!”.

(N8o) #17

Glub glub glub… AIR STRIKE INCOMING.

(Bottlecaps) #18

When you try to stand in smoke in hopes of seeing through it but instead aphixate.

(SteelMailbox) #19

When you think of eggs like little eggs of DEATH.

(LifeupOmega) #20

I played Battlefield yesterday and ended up falling out of a building because I thought I could jump further and multiple times.