You know you're playing too much Dirty Bomb when....

(Rewolf) #1
  1. You bring a Machine Gun or Grenades to a date
  2. You’re constantly on the lookout for Phantoms whenever you’re walking out on the street
(Runeforce) #2

Actually, that might be a sign that you have been playing too little:

(Faraleth) #3

To be fair… there were a lot of Phantom’s in those matches we played earlier :wink: I don’t blame you for keeping an eye out for them. lmao

(Mister__Wiggles) #4

When you try and wall jump when you’re walking your dog and you fall on your face…

(Bestfinlandball) #5

I know the feel man

(SereneFlight) #6

When you constantly scream for a medic when you get a paper cut.

(ImSploosh) #7

When you repeat one of Proxy’s taunts to other people and they don’t get the joke.

“IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY MINES!!”

(Rjsto) #8

I’ve really grown to haaate shotungs thanks to DB, in any media. Just, goddamn shotguns man. Terminator with his shotgun, can’t you aim so you need a handicap? Grr

(watsyurdeal) #9

You have a box cutter knife on your keys, in case you want to run faster

(SiegeFace) #10

When you hear sticky bombs/proxy mines being planted when you are in work…scary stuff. But then at least the tinnitus kicks in and I cant hear anything but ringing in my ears.

(SiegeFace) #11

[quote=“Sploosh;105313”]When you repeat one of Proxy’s taunts to other people and they don’t get the joke.

“IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY MINES!!” [/quote]

Constantly saying merc quotes in work to myself, might be going insane xD

“Don’t let your gun go hungry, Feed it, Feeeeeeeeeeeed itttttt!!!”

" Your testing my patience with your nonsense"

“Your not as cute as you think you are”

etc

also this keeps playing in my head

(_Sniff_) #12

When you remember getting awesome clips for a montage but can’t find them because it was a dream.

(N8o) #13

That was kinda sad.

(Tayski) #14

When in my house I jump and bounce off walls to reach to the kitchen and back to the computer quicker.
I also tend to carry a knife when I go for a jog in the park, as you run quicker with a knife.

I just need to be careful as I almost used a defib unit on my sleeping girlfriend the other day because I thought she had been shot down.

(signofzeta) #15

You’re a medic, so you don’t need to look at the road while driving.

(brennanfreak) #16

When I open my grandfather’s briefcase thinking I’m gonna get that CW loadout card

(SiegeFace) #17

[quote=“Tayski;105922”]
I just need to be careful as I almost used a defib unit on my sleeping girlfriend the other day because I thought she had been shot down.[/quote]

Come on man you know the rule, if she wasn’t spamming in chat or shouting “MEDIC” a bajillion times then there is no need to revive.

Even then its still a questionable decision to revive someone.

(Jostabeere) #18

When you bought 470 CW cases and expected a CW card. And you got it. And then you woke up and remembered you got jack shit.

(MarsRover) #19

When you start to have dreams about DB. Actually I’m playing a lot of DB and Hearthstone right now, and earlier this week I had a dream that somehow combined BOTH. Seriously. I was running as Fletcher on Market. But instead of stickies I had Druid hero power. What was I supposed to do? Bite enemies? It all made perfect sense in my mind at the time :slight_smile:

(RyePanda) #20

I had a dream there was a card with 4 augment slots.