Y'know, I always thought the line "Don't be a D*ck"

(frolicsomeCrane) #1

Is sarcastic.

Like this game gives you so many opportunities to be a dick, to your teammates, to your enemies. And I’m not talking just about saying “noob fragger” in chat.

I’m actually talking about throwing an airstrike flare on the defenders spawn point on the last segment of Chapel. I’m talking about only giving yourself ammo, or only use the healing station for yourself, and completely disregarding your team. I’m talking about just playing for the kills and completely ignoring the objective and doing just when you feel like it. I’m talking about playing Phantom most of the time because it’s way more amusing to slice and dice someone and then teabag them and see them cry about it.

I’M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF. HAHAHAHA.

(Dawnlazy) #2

I never knew that the world was this wonderful until I started timing spawnwaves with Skyhammer.

(frolicsomeCrane) #3

I also found out (through trial and error) that you can also get kira’s laser in there too, it’s way better than the airstrike imo.

(XavienX) #4

I remember seeing a bunch of comments for Dirty Bomb trailers the past years. People are like, “How the f**k are you supposed to play dirty without being a dick?”
lmao

(cornJester) #5

All that needs to be said about this is that they put time into making it so your character says funny shit when you teabag someone. They made being a dick funny.

(MissMurder) #6

Tsk tsk! Well we do want to encourage teamwork because that’s how you win in DB…but we are also a cheeky bunch. Just because we teabag and taunt each other doesn’t mean there is no love there!

(Grave_Knight) #7

Playing Dirty and being a Dck are two different things, really. Playing dirty would be like back stabbing a dude while whispering sweet nothings into his ear. Being a Dck is using a script that lets you one shot everyone at any range with a knife (anyone remember that CA hack). Dirty is timing them Airstrike at the 13 seconds till respawn into the enemy spawner (cause they spawn around 12 or 11 seconds). Being a D*ck is standing infront of the Vassili or RedEye cause you wanted to be the only Vassi or RedEye or something (I actually don’t remember why someone did that, was a long time ago).

(ArtGutFallen) #8

I find it really funny when people teabag or hack, I don’t know why. Just knowing that people want to ruin someones day and be a d*ck makes me laugh, maybe I find it funny because I don’t really care that much about video games.

(watsyurdeal) #9

Just be glad friendly fire isn’t on, or I’d be the Chase Daddy of Dirty Bomb

(_Sniff_) #10

I don’t only love the community’s cheeks. I love dicks too!

(brennanfreak) #11

You worry me sniff.

(MarsRover) #12

Once as Skyhammer I was trying to flank Vassili. I go the first shot but he managed to switch to a machine pistol and gun me down. Then he proceeded to teabag me. In the middle of that I got revived by Sparks and killed him. So of course I teabagged him. We both had fun in chat after that.

(Viquel) #13

You made that story up. No Sparks would go for a revive when she can try to headshot a guy for a minute instead.

(complimentaryChair) #14

C’mon we all t-bag the guy that kill’s us a few times in a row…hahaha…right? no?

(The_Enema_Bandit) #15

Tea-bagging is stupid, but as long as it makes the child doing it happy, I’m fine with it.
Actually when I get tea-bagged by a female merc I feel like I’m the one who wins. :stuck_out_tongue:

(Nail) #16

[quote=“The_Enema_Bandit;75308”]Tea-bagging is stupid, but as long as it makes the child doing it happy, I’m fine with it.
Actually when I get tea-bagged by a female merc I feel like I’m the one who wins. :stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

with that name ?

(Ghosthree3) #17

Never underestimate the range of fetishes out there.

(Derpfestor) #18

T-bagging is an art!

(refit) #19

I got tea-bagged by a rhino once. It looks rather funny.

(MaysontheMinion) #20

Ohh the double whammy!