Write Your Own Merc Dialogue

(GatoCommodore) #41

oh wait, is this one already in the game?

(Your worst knifemare.) #42

Pheonix -Goes down-

Pheonix: Medic!!!

Sawbones(from across the map): I will revive him!!!

-Insert montage of Sawbones charging through fire with defibs-

Sawbones: I’m here to revive you!

Pheonix(while self reviveing): No, its good i just remembered i had this the entire time.

Sawbones: kills Pheonix

(Dysfnal) #43

Nader in her loudest angriest voice: Wie buchstabiert man Scheibenwischer!?

Edit: it’s actually really threatening for someone to yell this at you, even though it means “How does one spell ‘windshield wipers’?”

(Your worst knifemare.) #44

Phantom: Tell me, any secrets you have?

Arty: There is one that i will say.

Phantom: Spit it out then!

Arty -whispering-: Go fuck yourself.

(Your worst knifemare.) #45

Jackal Commander-with accent, on trainyard-: Get to the choppa!!!

J.C -losing trainyard-: I’ll be back.

-After Stoker takes off his mask-
J.C: You are one ugly Mofo.

(I like movie refrences and making dialogues)

(GatoCommodore) #46

Proxy: Pulling shotgun on spawn I like to keep this handy for close encounters

(Your worst knifemare.) #47

Bushwhacker: Guess my new hobbies involve killing you.

(TheFluffyOne) #48

Any merc (while being revived by Sparks): Thanks, Jeff!
Sparks: furiously Shut up!

(Your worst knifemare.) #49

Nader: Why don’t you ever use those grenades of yours?

Sparks: I can’t…

Nader: What do you mean you can’t?

Spark: They’ve been glues on…

Nader: Then what stops you from doing as i do and martydom?

Sparks: I can’t…

Nader: Why?

Sparks: They are plastic…

(AlbinMatt) #50

Phoenix: *self revives behind enemy line
“No one expects El Spanish Inquisition!”

Proxy: *wins game
“God save the Queen! oo… wait.”

Thunder: *Every start of an Execution match
“Rush B, Cyka!”

(Demonic_Muff1n) #51

Stoker: kills people with molotov “you just got roasted” or “oh look time for a barbeque”

(GatoCommodore) #52

Aura: Come on apes! You wanna live forever?

(Your worst knifemare.) #53

Thunder: To bang or not to bang? That is the question.

(Someordinaryguy) #54

Other franchises/memes references

Sparks: Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death ((wait, wrong franchise))

Aimee: Omlette du fromage cherie?

Arty: pinhalesARTY TIME !

Stoker: What’s in the canister? It’s best you don’t ask, might get burned

Thunder: on Ev/emplacement LMG, MOUNTED AND LOADED !

Phantom: start of match Guys, ready to fuck up ((from DB trailer))

Anyone killed by Kira: FOOKIN’ LAZERZ !