Write Your Own Merc Dialogue


(Shinywindow) #1

Howdy y’all!! I thought it’d be nice to have a thread where we could post our own Merc dialogue just for fun. Here’s some examples:

Jackal Commander: Has anyone felt victimized by Proxy?

Every Merc except Proxy: raises their hand

Jackal Commander: raises his hand

Fletcher: Words don’t hurt me these shades are Gucci

EV: is destroyed by an airstrike

EV: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Jackal Commander: Blood rubbish you lot are

Aura: With all respect, which is none, go to hell.

Nader: carrying objective past the enemy team

Nader: Move I’m gay.

Aimee: grabs Vassili by the shoulders

Aimee: Why are you the way that you are?

Most of these quotes are stolen from movies, tv, and Vine videos.


(Bestfinlandball) #2

Phantom: I just need someone who can see through my cloak.


(TheFluffyOne) #3

Aimee: faces Proxy
Aimee: I’m sorry…

EDIT:
Kira (while using the MG): ORA ORA ORA ORA!

I wonder how many will actually get the reference.


(Xyfurion) #4

Stoker i:[/i] Grab your ankles and kiss your ass good-bye! Incendiary Out!

Jackal Commander: Respectfully, Go f#ck yourself.


(joshstylegaming) #5

Stocker: Mind the smoke dear


(Your worst knifemare.) #6

Thunder: Look at all these hot medics!!! A few dead medics are in a mollitov


(Press E) #7

Stoker: sitting seductively on an Ammo Station “Come get some candy for your gun~”


(DankBeretField) #8

Proxy: We REALLY need backup! Our forces is being raep here!
Tracer: [standing with other Overwatch members] Cheers love! The cavalry’s 'ere!
Proxy, Fragger, Skyhammer, Sawbonez, Redeye, and the Jackal Commander: What the actual fcking fck?

K gotta run bye


(TheFluffyOne) #9

RedEye: That’s not a sniper rifle points at Vassili’s MOA SNPR-1
RedEye: That’s a sniper rifle pulls out the Grandeur SR


(BlackboltLW) #10

Turtle: “So, what do you think about your feet?”

Phoenix: “I never asked for this”


(GatoCommodore) #11

Kira: But girls cant love girls!


(Your worst knifemare.) #12

Phantom: Nobody can see me.
Redeye (sarcastically): Sure thing mate.


(BlackboltLW) #13

Phantom: “Can you tell if my cloak is activated or not?”

Proxy: “Oh, buzz off”


(tominatorx) #14

Sawbonez: I have had it with these motherfcking mines on this motherfcking ground!


(Your worst knifemare.) #15

Thunder(to either Pheonix or Sparks): I see a connection rising/sparking between us. <3

Sparks response: Um…no.
Pheonix: Im so flattered, you are buying me something right?


(Someordinaryguy) #16

Aura: puts down HS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp4X-V9GHE (done by OP)

Aimee: Enchantée
Everyone else: A HON HON HON BAUGETTE OMLETTE DU FROMAGE

Bushwhacker: Y’all got some more of dem buffs?

Commander: Mission failed, bloody rubbish you lot are
Bottom score-Vassili: Oi piss of you wanker !

Phantom: jumps down Wooo, superhero landing !

Any downed merc: MEDIC !
Aura: Aw hell no bitch, I ain’t gon’ risk my life for yo pathethic ass (read this in her voice)
Sparks: I got this

Jackal Commander: Okay where the fuckin hell is Turtle ?
Turtle: hanging out with OW cast
JC: HE’S DEAD TO ME

Sparks: sniping with REVIVR instead of reanimating Zhe healing is not as rewarding as zhe hurting

Stoker: drunk, throwing Molotov Even though I’m toasted, tomorrow I’ll be sober and you’ll still be roasted!

Thunder: MEEEEEEEEEDIC !
gets revived
T:Daddyyyy
Sawbonez: mouths what the fuck / Phoenix: Hola Thunder I’m your Pappi, jajajaja

Proxy: crawling on the ground while team of Vassilies repair/defuse stacks This is fine

Vassili: throws HBS SEE ?! I’M BLOODY USEFUL !
Jackal Commander: Okay hold, up everyone, he’s supposed to do that ?

Thunder: on MG PRAISE LORD 'CHANKA !

Sawbonez: Select Vassili again ! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker !

Fletcher: Another STICKY little gift
Jackal Commander: Okay, timeout, I need bleach for my brain

@Shinywindow

Jackal Commander: Has anyone felt victimized by Proxy?

Every Merc except Proxy: raises their hand

Jackal Commander: raises his hand

Proxy:slowly joins the rest


(TheFluffyOne) #17

V74
Kira: I will kill you so hard you will die to death!

Phantom: mumbles the whole song of Karma Chameleon


(Your worst knifemare.) #18

Thunder (singing while throwing grenade): Oh Meeedic-oooo, I’ve longed to bang yoooou, all daaaay, you beautiful thing.

Pheonix (crying): Its beautiful…


(tominatorx) #19

Phoenix (while reviving himself): I’ll be back.

Phoenix: I ain’t afraid to die anymore. I’ve done it already.

Phantom: I see dead people.

Jackal Commander: Game over man, Game over!


(Shinywindow) #20

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