Would you rather?

(watsyurdeal) #1

So, it’s simple, you answer the question above you then offer up one of your own.

I’ll start, would you rather be in a cave with a grizzly bear, or swim with a great white shark?

(Todes) #2

Definitely swim with a great white shark as they’re less likely to attack you.

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

(Feley) #3

I would rather fight 100 duck sized horses… Running through or on them, using nothing but legs. (I wouldn’t fight any animal though, this is for sake of game)

Would you rather not be able to play Dirty Bomb forever, or not be able to play any game for 2 months?

(Bestfinlandball) #4

Any game for 2 months. I can handle that, but concidering i have 320h on DB followed by War Thunder at just 55h i wouldn’t give up on DB.

would you rather live without toilet paper, or live without a proper toilet?

(watsyurdeal) #5

Toilet paper, I could just rinse my ass off

Would you rather be a cyborg, or a mutant (x men style)?

(Feley) #6

Wow is that a question… After watching Deadpool, I am saying mutant :tongue: lol

Would you rather be beaten up to death, or be sliced by sword in half and die? (little to morbid though :P)

(gg2ez) #7

Sword and die. Definitely less pansy than getting beaten to death.

Would you rather poop a pinecone or wipe your ass with a sheet of double-sided, super abraisive sand paper?

(DaaDog) #8

Y u do dis… The pinecone, i’d rather not have a infected bleeding ass.

Would you rather be amazing at a single thing, or average at everything?

(gg2ez) #9

[quote=“Col_Jack_ONeill;151808”]Y u do dis… The pinecone, i’d rather not have a infected bleeding ass.

Would you rather be amazing at a single thing, or average at everything?[/quote]

Average at everything. I wouldn’t be bad at DB anymore, but I won’t be amazing. I’ll take what I can get.

Would you rather have tastebuds on your butthole or poop thru your mouth.

(Feley) #10

[quote=“gg2ez;151815”][quote=“Col_Jack_ONeill;151808”]Y u do dis… The pinecone, i’d rather not have a infected bleeding ass.

Would you rather be amazing at a single thing, or average at everything?[/quote]

Average at everything. I wouldn’t be bad at DB anymore, but I won’t be amazing. I’ll take what I can get.

Would you rather have tastebuds on your butthole or poop thru your mouth. [/quote]

I was gonna write… “ez tastebuds on butthole” but than I remembered that I would still taste the shit, anyways… Yeah but I would still rather have tastebuds on butthole, shitting through mouth would be no comment. (or maybe not, wow this is tricky one, pfff).

Would you rather take 5000 dollars or be the best player in Dirty Bomb?

(watsyurdeal) #11

5000 dollars, I’m fine with be average or above average.

Would you rather take a trip to mars or to the depths of the ocean?

(blisteringOwlNest) #12

Depths of the ocean, assuming I could breathe. Mars is boring prepared to the wonders of the deep.

Would you rather have flight or super speed?

(Bestfinlandball) #13

Flight because I could troll airplane pilots
would you rather play on a potato pc or the newest consoles?

(Feley) #14

[quote=“blisteringOwlNest;151867”]Depths of the ocean, assuming I could breathe. Mars is boring prepared to the wonders of the deep.

Would you rather have flight or super speed?[/quote]

If it is super speed of someone like Flash, I would take it, otherwise I am going with flight

EDIT: OH shit, @bestfinlandball answered before me soo I’ll answer his question lol…

As long as I am able to play Dirty Bomb (lowest spec) on potato pc, I am ok, soo potato pc :slight_smile:

Would you rather be able to solve any problem just by using brain, or be able to read minds?

(Mrarauzz) #15

Read minds to become a “medium” and rip people off solving my money problem :stuck_out_tongue:

Would you rather be physically fit with an ugly face or morbidly obese with a pretty face

(blisteringOwlNest) #16

Physically fit, as I am already accustomed to an ugly face XD

Would you rather be a famous YouTuber or a famous actor?

(watsyurdeal) #17

Youtuber, well, I already was one, would have been nice to make a living from it, then again youtube’s copyright stuff is pretty shit.

Would you rather fire a rocket launcher or a minigun in real life?

(XavienX) #18

Minigun, because there’s more bullets to spare rather than shooting a rocket and missing like a nub.

Would you rather let Donald Trump become president or move to North Korea?

(gg2ez) #19

[quote=“Xavien;151951”]Minigun, because there’s more bullets to spare rather than shooting a rocket and missing like a nub.

Would you rather let Donald Trump become president or move to North Korea?[/quote]

North Korea for sure. If I lived in America I’d have too much pride to let that bag of melanomas rule over me.

Would your rather poop out a Shuriken (ninja star) or have a Shuriken thrown at your ass.

(Feley) #20

[quote=“gg2ez;151954”][quote=“Xavien;151951”]Minigun, because there’s more bullets to spare rather than shooting a rocket and missing like a nub.

Would you rather let Donald Trump become president or move to North Korea?[/quote]

North Korea for sure. If I lived in America I’d have too much pride to let that bag of melanomas rule over me.

Would your rather poop out a Shuriken (ninja star) or have a Shuriken thrown at your ass. [/quote]

As I wouldn’t be able to poop a Shuriken, and it would be harder to remove it than to get shot by Shuriken… I would choose second one and pray there aren’t some serious damages…

And why are your questions always about pooping something… I admit, these are hard to choose ones, but still… lol

Would you rather step on a lego, or jump through 1st floor building? (I mean through balcony or window… Not walls)