world war III (fruit edition)

(BananaSlug) #1

there was a war between apples and bananas but NOW THE WAR TOOK ENTIRE WORLD

special thanks to @Feley

p.s. rest of the fruits died because you can only have 10 different votes
rest in pieces # delicious fruit salad

(Feley) #2

Fletcher in strawberry disguise… Hahahahahah!
Well, bye Apple! I voted for you just so Banana could lose… Now I picked my favourite fruit…

Pear FTW! :sunglasses:

(Feley) #3

Backstory:

In a world where fruits were living and controling the world, there was a pieceful country of Bananas with their king on top, the Great @BananaSlug. They had lots of neighbours, mostly of which were peaceful. One of the neighbours (Apples, with noob king Vassappline) though were different as they started moving to others countries, infecting them with their own population. First country they wanted to take over was Bananaslugland.

The Great BananaSlug realised his population has been split between Apples and Bananas.
As we all know Vassappline and its troops are always there to make country’s economy very bad (“psst- not speaking of Vassilis in their teams” :wink: )… The Great BananaSlug was so desperate so he declared a war to free his country from Apples (war declaration: http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/20156/bananas-vs-apples#latest)

Now that war started other countries tried to fight for their own…

But we already know who will win as he is only one disguised :tongue: , don’t we?

(BananaSlug) #4

more stories please XD

(Mr-Penguin) #5

Orange! Orange! Orange!

(EpicnesslvlMichiel) #6

Melons are great man they taste wonderful. Mmm wanna eat one right now. DANG YOU FORUMS FOR MAKING ME HUNGRY WITH ANOTHER FOOD WAR.

(SereneFlight) #7

Shinigamis liek apples so they would kill other fruits

(tominatorx) #8

I just don’t trust fruit. Waaaaaaay too dangerous. But if I have to choose one it’s going to be the orange. :slight_smile:

BTW it’s also important to know how to defend yourself against fruit.

(Lumi) #9

You thought I’d vote for the blueberries didn’t you? I just like fruits too much to stick to a single one. And dragon fruit comes in two different colours and just tastes awesome! Power to fresh figs as well!

(Captain_Forward) #10

Ardez

(Ctrix) #11

No raspberry option
0/10

(gg2ez) #12

Where the f*ck are my kumquats?
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(Wkaj) #13

Pancakes

(EpicnesslvlMichiel) #14

ye my favorite fruit cause it’s healthy af.

(Feley) #15

Hey @BananaSlug, look who is not winning… Again… LOL!

Kidding, but I seriously tought Dragonfruit and Fletcher would have more votes than this :sweat_smile:

(XavienX) #16

WATERMELON MASTERRACE. NO FRUIT CAN STAND IN ITS WAY.

(darlingClaymore) #17

XD u all suck ltp noobs, dragonfret isn’t OP stfu

(Wkaj) #18

ye my favorite fruit cause it’s healthy af.[/quote]

Precisely

(cornJester) #19

On behalf of the Watermelon people I offer an alliance with the Melon nation. We shall stand together firm. The two Melons will be too large for anyone to handle. Our victory shall be ensured!

(EpicnesslvlMichiel) #20

I love melons any kind big ones small ones fake ones I mean no not that kind of melons. The fruits. We will therefor accept this allience request together we will be like Germany and Italy euhm I mean America ant GB because we will win muhahhahahahahhfkshfhlkdhdhgfjhk