Why (I think) each merc should win


(Xyfurion) #1

I’m pretty bored so… Yea

Stoker should win because he is hot, and it is summer.

Proxy should win because she already called shotgun.

Fletcher should win because I like his (meat)balls.

Vassili should win because he wears hoodies. Anyone with a hoodie is sketchy as fuck.

Feel free to elaborate and/or add on to anything that has been said. I want to see what the community can think up of


(Captain_Forward) #2

I’d like to see hot Proxy in a hoodie and with spicy meatballs as a Culprit.


(FerfyDerf) #3

Proxy suicide mines. The taliban suicide bombs. Don’t be part of the taliban, be a fireman!

Don’t play Vass, be part of the good mass!

Stoker gives ammo to hungry young guns. Proxy leaves deadly surprises on ammo stations. Stop supporting Proxy, and feed a hungry young gun today!

This is Vassili. Vassili doesn’t do the objective. This is Proxy. Proxy does the objective quickly. Don’t be Vassili, be more like Proxy.


(neverplayseriou) #4

or just let the tied up mercs win, screw everything behind the , :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


(BananaSlug) #5

i like spicy meat balls


(Cuck) #6

whoop…
nope

sd wont let that happen

nope

nooooopee


(Randomdeath) #7

#TeamFletcher tho


(cunningMuffler) #8

phoenix should win. To bad he didn’t make the final cut