who would win?? dirty bomb vs

(Mc1412013) #1

so this was a random thought in my head

Honest answers db cant always win the debate

Demo man vs nader
Demo man vs fletcher
Scout vs Proxy
Aura vs Medic
pheonix vs Medic
sawbonez vs Medic
Aura vs mercy
pheonix vs mercy
sawbonez vs mercy
Aura vs lucio
pheonix vs lucio
sawbonez vs lucio
parkles vs Medic
vas vs widomaker
vas vs sniper
vas vs ana
aimee vs widomaker
aimee vs sniper
aimee vs ana
bushwaker vs engineer
spy vs phantom
heavy vs rhino
rhino vs kronos
kira vs katsume
kira vs helion

just a few of the top of my head
i know some dont match up kinda sorta close but still what if

(Boory Marks) #2

For spy vs phantom, I think Spy would win as his character is about being clever and all that shit. But of we’re talking about if this were like a real life situation, none of them would have cloak(because it’s not real) and phantom would have an obvious weapon advantage.

For Fletcher/Nader vs Demo, they’re probably gonna get drunk or somethin’. Who won? The beer.

(Mc1412013) #3

[quote=“BooryDarthNader;202538”]For spy vs phantom, I think Spy would win as his character is about being clever and all that @$!#. But of we’re talking about if this were like a real life situation, none of them would have cloak(because it’s not real) and phantom would have an obvious weapon advantage.

For Fletcher/Nader vs Demo, they’re probably gonna get drunk or somethin’. Who won? The beer.[/quote]

Dunno about that who knows what the military secret projects are going on highly unlikely but im sure some one somewhere is working on a cloaking tech

(Boory Marks) #4

It’s a governemt conspiracy now. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. CLOAK CONFIRMED GOVERNEMNT SECRET PROJECT.

(Dr_Plantboss) #5

@BooryDarthNader https://youtube.com/watch?v=vWtcz9PMFHo

(inscrutableShow) #6

BUSH DID 9/11!!!

(Mc1412013) #7

Damn it thisnthread just went to …

Only got one legit answer the rest to …

(Dysfnal) #8

Nader beats Demoman (grenade launcher + reliable damage)

Fletcher beats Demoman (not so sure about this one actually)

Scout destroys Proxy (huge speed advantage + double jump over mines)

Aura beats Medic (more reliable damage and better self heal)

Phoenix beats Medic (more reliable damage and better self heal)

Sawbonez beats Medic (more reliable damage and better self heal)

Sparks beats Medic (range advantage, more reliable damage, and better self heal)

Lucio beats Aura (sonic blast takes aura off of health station, removing her heal, dealing damage, and taking her shotgun out of range, Lucio can keep himself alive and keep aura out of effective range for a long fight, chipping away at her health)

Pheonix beats Lucio (more reliable damage, better self heal)

Sawbonez beats Lucio (more reliable damage, better self heal)

Sparks beats Lucio (range advantage, more reliable damage, better self heal)

Vassili beats Widowmaker (Vassili has more reliable spotting, quicker damage output [Widowmaker must charge shots], Widowmaker’s venom mine isn’t effective enough, her hook won’t give a great enough advantage)

Vassili beats Sniper (Vassili has a spotting ability, way quicker damage output)

Vassili beats Ana (sleep dart is harder to hit at longer ranges, Vassili has a spotting ability and better overall damage, healing grenades won’t heal a headshot [cause you’re dead])

Aimee vs Widowmaker: defender wins (Aimee has far less utility on offense, but great ability on defense, as does Widowmaker)

Aimee beats Sniper (quicker damage output, spotting ability)

Aimee beats Ana (better overall damage, spotting ability, low sleep dart utility, healing grenade won’t heal dead)

Engineer obliterates Bushwhacker IF the engineer gets his turret up. Otherwise, Bushwhacker wins because of better weapons, and the Engineer’s lack of ability to take out a Bushwhacker turret (have fun killing a turret with a shotgun)

Spy beats Phantom (Phantom’s cloak is NOTHING in comparison to the Spy’s, and if backstab is included, which I am, Phantom quite literally won’t see it coming)

Heavy beats Rhino (range advantage, not entirely sure about damage difference though)

The last three I cannot judge

TLDR; Dirty Bomb mercenaries win most engagements due to a focus on guns, which are much more reliable than projectile weapons, though a select few have kits that perform especially well against some of the dirty bomb kits

(Dysfnal) #9

I’d like to do some more that weren’t listed

Bastion beats Rhino (Bastion self heal, range advantage, rhino can’t flank effectively to get headshots because he’s too loud, rhino must spin barrel)
Ana beats any DB medic (range advantage, sleep dart, bionic grenade tears them apart) Sparks stands a chance

(DankBeretField) #10

EDIT: Mercy beats Sparks and Phoenix in the healing and reviving department. Mercy has better heals, multi-rez, enough to help her teammates. Except the firepower. But she struggles to beat Aura and Sawbonez because they have multi-heal, capable of cover-firing (and get rid of the enemy team too), Parkour and better equiped friends.

Widow killed Aimee IF she activates her Infra-Sight: Aimee is ONLY powerful with her SNITCH, but when Widow knows where she is and where she put her SNITCH… SHOE SAVE THE QUEEN! (Except close range combat, maybe?)

EDIT: @Mc1412013 Why didn’t you list Tracer vs Proxy or Stoker vs Mei?

(sgtCrookyGrin) #11

Demo man vs nader - Demo, Demoknight is scary powerful and beheading Nader wouldn’t be hard with explosive resistances + bullet resistances.

Demo man vs fletcher - ^

Scout vs Proxy - Scout, breaks physics with double jump and better speed. Not only that he can dodge a point blank explosive and can smack the shit out of Proxy with his baseball bat. (Scout hit a bear with a weak femur and killed it instantly…)

I’m going to judge them based on healing instead of combat potential because that’s how medics should and normally are judged.

Aura vs Medic - Medic, he has a superior device for healing damage and has the choice of either getting one that heals very quickly, makes you invulnerable to damage, increases your weapons damage by 300% and no damage falloff, or a shield that resists all forms of damage excluding melee.

He can also play music and heal everyone nearby so that kinda accomplishes Aura’s healing and even then, crit heals are powerful.

pheonix vs Medic - ^

sawbonez vs Medic - ^

Aura vs mercy - Aura, Mercy does one thing Aura can’t do… Waifu material…

pheonix vs mercy - ^

sawbonez vs mercy - ^

Aura vs lucio - Lucio is better, especially with amp it up.

pheonix vs lucio - ^

sawbonez vs lucio - ^

vas vs widomaker - Vass, he’s a pro sniper with guns that are superior and better information technology.

vas vs sniper - ^

vas vs ana - ^

aimee vs widomaker - ^ same concept

aimee vs sniper - ^

aimee vs ana - ^

bushwaker vs engineer - Engineer, mini sentries are cancer plus he has a plethora of other gadgets that make him useful to the team.

spy vs phantom - Phantom, he has military training, superior armor, and superior weapons.
Spy’s invis watch is superior cloak but besides that even a backstab kill is impossible against a hardened soldier/merc when he can hear your foot steps.

heavy vs rhino - Rhino… There’s not even a debate. Rhino is faster, better shotguns, better minigun, and is a gentleman who likes champagne.

Rhino’s minigun - 18000 RPM, 7.62 caliber, unlimited ammo, overheat mechanic, can use at medium range with controlled shots

Heavy’s minigun - 10000 RPM, 7.62 caliber, limited ammo, meh at medium range and only useful in CQC