Which Mercs do YOU ship?


(DexterGrif) #1

Tell me! I must know.

Proxy X Phoenix 4 ever thanks to the Spanish Inquisition!


(TheStrangerous) #2

Cricket Bat with Katana :stuck_out_tongue:


(inscrutableShow) #3

I’m assuming ship is supposed to mean play. I usually say run. The joys of slang.

Anyway, I usually RUN either Stoker or Skyhammer as main, occasionally Arty, depends on my mood. Proxy is almost always my second, because SHE’S THE ONLY ENGINEER I OWN, and Sawbonez brings up the rear. Sometimes I play sniper when I feel like being dead weight, but that’s usually my squad. That shall change soon, however, when I unlock Nader. (I have 45,000 creds right now) I’ll play her for a bit, then fall back into the Fire support Engineer Medic squad I’ve had for most of my playtime. That’s pretty much the ideal squad IMHYCO.


(Frogteam) #4

I ship Arty :heart: Everyone.


This is a real Signature.


(Your worst knifemare.) #5

Phantom x stabby sword


(TheStrangerous) #6

OUCH!

I suppose his Katana be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YBDrqxPd-s

Sad but true, Phantom might as well shove his useless iconic sword into his butt cheecks.

“Kata is Love, Katana is Life” Phantom prayed.


(Dysfnal) #7

Vassili and himself (hehehe)
Aimee and Stoker (they’re both absolute sociopaths)


(gg2ez) #8

MissMurder x Lawbreakers

:cry:


(DexterGrif) #9

[quote=“Dysfnal;186951”]Vassili and himself (hehehe)
Aimee and Stoker (they’re both absolute sociopaths)[/quote]

Nah meng! Vassili x Yogurt!

“I’ve stacked better things than you on a refrigerator shelf! Like, uh, milk, and uhh, yogurt?”


(Mr-Penguin) #10

Kira x Kawaii


(Herr_Hanz) #11

@inscrutableShow a “Ship” is a fictional love relationSHIP between two persons that is not canon to the lore.

Thunder and Sparks
Vassili and Aimee
Kira and Arty. although they would be more of a bro/sis ship. because asian.
Fletcher x Spicy meat
@FUNNYBLACKMAN x @Sniff
i want a genetically perfect baby of the MOA and the FEL-IX to snipe with.
Also Nader X Javelin will have some explosive lovemaking


(inscrutableShow) #12

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;187199”]@inscrutableShow a “Ship” is a fictional love relationSHIP between two persons that is not canon to the lore.

Thunder and Sparks
Vassili and Aimee
Kira and Arty. although they would be more of a bro/sis ship. because asian.
Fletcher x Spicy meat
@FUNNYBLACKMAN x @Sniff
i want a genetically perfect baby of the MOA and the FEL-IX to snipe with.
Also Nader X Javelin will have some explosive lovemaking
[/quote]

Thank you for the tip.

In that case: Ammo Station X Health Station


(TheStrangerous) #13

[quote=“inscrutableShow;187333”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;187199”]@inscrutableShow a “Ship” is a fictional love relationSHIP between two persons that is not canon to the lore.

Thunder and Sparks
Vassili and Aimee
Kira and Arty. although they would be more of a bro/sis ship. because asian.
Fletcher x Spicy meat
@FUNNYBLACKMAN x @Sniff
i want a genetically perfect baby of the MOA and the FEL-IX to snipe with.
Also Nader X Javelin will have some explosive lovemaking
[/quote]

Thank you for the tip.

In that case: Ammo Station X Health Station[/quote]

Here’s their baby:


(SteelMailbox) #14

Rhino x Rhino

Cause nothing but Rhino can take that 10 inch co[Censored]


(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #15

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;187199”]@inscrutableShow a “Ship” is a fictional love relationSHIP between two persons that is not canon to the lore.

Thunder and Sparks
Vassili and Aimee
Kira and Arty. although they would be more of a bro/sis ship. because asian.
Fletcher x Spicy meat
@FUNNYBLACKMAN x @Sniff
i want a genetically perfect baby of the MOA and the FEL-IX to snipe with.
Also Nader X Javelin will have some explosive lovemaking
[/quote]

Pls


(EverythingElse) #16

I get balls to the face by Nader on the daily, and I mainly play fletcha so i guess
Nader x Fletcha


(Herr_Hanz) #17

Nader x Javelin is more fun because i read somewhere that Javelin is female.

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge


(boerhae) #18

Aura x Thunder forever

Also Nader x Sparks


(Your worst knifemare.) #19

I see you all love shipping Nader.


(Herr_Hanz) #20

Who doesnt love little heidi, with a grenade launcher, its merely decorative ignore it ;3