@Mc1412013 said:
Also why yall looking at cartoon @#$%^ any way you @#$%^& pervs porntube not enough for you guys any more lol haha
Which female merc has the toughest rump?
watsyurdeal
(watsyurdeal)
#41
Xenithos
(Xenithos)
#42
@watsyurdeal said:
I’ll need pics for, ahem, reference
Toughest? As in not as easily broken/rebounds easier? Dang… Probably Kira.
Looks like buns of steel, no fat at all.
watsyurdeal
(watsyurdeal)
#43
I’ve already decided on Javelin, totally has nothing to do with my heritage…not at all.
Xenithos
(Xenithos)
#44
@watsyurdeal said:
I’ve already decided on Javelin, totally has nothing to do with my heritage…not at all.
I was just providing “le reference”
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#45
It’s quite amusing how this thread had gotten more traction than the other threads in under a week.
Lord_Coctus
(Your worst knifemare.)
#47
@AlbinMatt said:
It’s quite amusing how this thread had gotten more traction than the other threads in under a week.
Its because it has merc and rump in the same sentence.
If there was Rhino in the polls he would’ve won by a landslide.
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#48
@Lord_Coctus said:
@AlbinMatt said:
It’s quite amusing how this thread had gotten more traction than the other threads in under a week.Its because it has merc and rump in the same sentence.
If there was Rhino in the polls he would’ve won by a landslide.
Wait you voted for Chav? Thought you were a loyal Sparksist.
Rhino doesn’t have a rump, he is rump incarnate.
anon41468043
#49
This thread deserves a thick butt-bump all the way to the top once more. I’m ashamed of this community for these poll results. I thought I knew y’all better than this. You’re like cheaters who get fixated on the hot new girl in town, but after you’ve destroyed your marriage and become a depressed wreck of a person you start to reflect on a lot. You realize how wrong you were and how your wife was actually hotter all along - and now she’s gone forever and will never acknowledge you again. What kind of man says no to a soft, round booty in favor of a rigid, muscular one that’s stronger than your own? Real women are soft. Nader is a real woman.
I fully accept and embrace my ban for bumping this.
TheStrangerous
(TheStrangerous)
#50
Now you made it unfair for Guardian, cause who knows? Someone might have a thing for her anti-projectile drone balls.
teflonlove
(Teflon Love)
#51
Biggest Javelin. Best Nader. But toughest Aura. It’s a classic runner’s stern carved from steel by rushing all over the place helping people up.
Xenithos
(Xenithos)
#52
I mean she does run awfully fast…
Black chicks yanno?
Anyway, South Koreans are known for being plastic, we’ll see pretty easily if Guardian’s butt is awesome or not, and regardless, it could be fake, so in the end no one knows.
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#53
@Xenithos said:
Anyway, South Koreans are known for being plastic, we’ll see pretty easily if Guardian’s butt is awesome or not, and regardless, it could be fake, so in the end no one knows.
To be fair, we don’t know which Korea she is from. For all we know, her name is Kim Jong Hi or something.
anon41468043
#56
Yeah, we’re gonna need someone to blow that armor off before we can reach a definitive conclusion. Looks promising though, and she seems short. Short girls usually have the best butts. Can y’all imagine the people who have designed these mercs reading this thread and taking notes? I bet they’d spend some overtime hours making sure they don’t mess the butt up.
watsyurdeal
(watsyurdeal)
#57
I’m sorry but none of these girls compare to Charlotte Something, you’re welcome, but don’t post pics here. This thread will get locked XD
TheStrangerous
(TheStrangerous)
#58
Imagine if every girl had that drone ball tail.
You stare at their rump, and the rump stares at you back…
2Spoopy4me… I LOVE IT!
teflonlove
(Teflon Love)
#60
@Wintergreen said:
Can y’all imagine the people who have designed these mercs reading this thread and taking notes?
With the huge amount of wisdom collected in this thread we should ask for a consulting fee.