Which female merc has the toughest rump?

(TheStrangerous) #1

To anyone who goes “BUT WHERE ARE MY DUDES?!”, you’re free to make another thread.

Now, we got that out of the way…

Hands down, Javelin. Her rump will slam fallen down enemies into mashed potatoes! Fight me! B)

(henki000) #2

You should pay more attention to Rhinos bum.

(Eox) #3

Son, what the heck.

(AlbinMatt) #4

Define"rump" first. We need to get a clear definition and borders for sound judgment.

(TheStrangerous) #5

@AlbinMatt said:
Define"rump" first. We need to get a clear definition and borders for sound judgment.


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(znuund) #6

I just voted for sparks because sparks.

(BlackboltLW) #7

CDA Commander

Mark. My. Words.

(Your worst knifemare.) #8

@znuund said:
I just voted for sparks because sparks.

If only she did.

(watsyurdeal) #9

I’ll need pics for, ahem, reference

(everlovestruck) #10

t h I c c b a e

(TheStrangerous) #11

@BlackboltLW said:
CDA Commander

Mark. My. Words.

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Then again, Tempo iOS game could not be canon to DB shrugs

#12

If you look very, very closely you will see that Javelin’s is more muscular than Nader’s. Now, both are great for sure and there is nothin’ wrong with a chick who lifts (I love it myself), but I like my ladies soft and my loyalty shall forever lie ~~down in bed ~~with Nader.

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Just look at those thighs, the chipmunk cheeks, and that soft German button nose. Case closed. /thread

Honorable Mention:

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(TitaniumRapture) #13

@Wintergreen said:

RIP Loadout. :confused:

(GatoCommodore) #14

its almost like youve never seen aura in action…

#15

How do we make polls around here, btw? Thought about making one the other day and didn’t seem to have the option to. I’m assuming it’s because I’m a forum baby and don’t have the cool kid privileges yet. That or I’m a moron and couldn’t figure it out.

(TitaniumRapture) #16

@Wintergreen said:
How do we make polls around here, btw? Thought about making one the other day and didn’t seem to have the option to. I’m assuming it’s because I’m a forum baby and don’t have the cool kid privileges yet. That or I’m a moron and couldn’t figure it out.

#17

Yeah, must be a forum baby then.

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(TitaniumRapture) #18

@Wintergreen said:
Yeah, must be a forum baby then.

Dont worry you will grow up.

#19

To create a poll you need to have 250 points.

(Your worst knifemare.) #20

@Kirays said:
To create a poll you need to have 250 points.

Proof that even mods are intrested in the dark forums.

@TheStrangerous said:
Hands down, Javelin. Her rump will slam fallen down enemies into mashed potatoes! Fight me! B)

I hear that if you listen close enough, you could still hear her enemies screams coming out. Sadly nobody can confirm this because they all went missing.