When RNGesus likes being a sadistic c*nt.

(Jesus) #1

We all know those moment of despairs RNG brings us. Some more than others.
And what just happened to me leads me to believe there in fact is some kind of RNGesus out there who enjoys seeing us in pain.

All started during the ReV event. First week, RNGesus was already taking care of me as he knows that I hate The One we dont name and that I never play Rhino. Long story short here is what happened on the first week

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/GwZ0Jwi.jpg
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then the event went on.
Week 5. OW beta is out. I get trapped in the blizzard for two days. I come back to get warm at our beloved stoker fire, just to see it died out to the One we dont name and she had taken the league. Despair devastation anger pain. And on top of that my mind stayed in the blizzard,
I loved OW and playing DB feels weird after it I still try to do some match but I see the One we dont name in every game.
Finally I decide to end it. Determined I go back to the main menu ready to take a long vacation from this game, but just when I was about to leave I notice those 350 cycles left on Aimée’s phone.
So I went “One last case for the road”, and took a W2 case expecting a lead at most but RNGesus wasnt done with me yet …

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/SfRUdbf.jpg[/spoiler]

On a sidenote: Pls I hab 2 much TheOne already Play Stokah

(blufflord) #2

but isnt this a good phantom card?

(FerfyDerf) #3

It is, but I believe the point here is that it feels like RNG has been tearing him a new one, but dropped some bait to keep him around for another round.

(ImSploosh) #4

I received the worst Rhino, the worst Fletcher, and I believe the worst Fragger card as well. If that’s not bad enough, I DON’T EVEN PLAY THESE MERCS, EVER. The good news is that I eventually reached 10 boosters just to get rid of them (that’s how I got my Fletcher). Then I got my Fragger out of a case after I purchased about 10 of them which is pretty awesome.

Now I’m purchasing plenty of Week 3’s, and a few Week 2’s and 4’s- hoping that I get Vassili, Phantom/Stoker, or Redeye/Kira, Knowing my luck, I won’t get any of them. :frowning: Instead, I’ll get Rhino, Thunder, and Fletcher. :frowning:

(katohan) #5

R22 is nice for Proxy. Hochfir only when aim is off.

I got one card with 5 boosters and it was some useless one for fletcher.

(Jesus) #6

[quote=“katohan;175657”]R22 is nice for Proxy. Hochfir only when aim is off.

I got one card with 5 boosters and it was some useless one for fletcher.[/quote]

I dont care its still a card for The One I dont name. I fucking hate her.

(LifeupOmega) #7

I’m sorry you didn’t get the C51/BL61.

(Shirobon) #8

I’d trade you my stoker for that phantom D: