What would your law be?


(blisteringOwlNest) #1

You wake up to find out youve inherited a country as its monarchy. traditionally, the new monarch creates a new law, event or holiday for the people. so what would be yours?

mine would be to have the Druggy Olympics, so athletes can take as many and whichever drugs they like to get ahead of the competition. imagine the massive people doing 100 metres in 0.01 sseconds.


(Adam) #2

“Bae” is illegal. #Adam2016


(Occult) #3

Spare our Eyes anti pants sagging law
Any defendant found guilty shall face a punishment of no less then 1 atomic wedgie.


(gg2ez) #4

Anything pro-Trump will be ceased and incinerated, incl. Trump fans.


(cornJester) #5

It is now legal to kick any asshole customer in the crotch without being fired. Kick the dick in the dick act.


(Xan) #6

naked country ftw


(Sir_Slam) #7

I, as the fearless and wise leader, can walk around completely nude whenever I wish.

I never will, but the option will be there.


(Ctrix) #8

Everything I say is right.
Unless when I agree that it’s not.


(SereneFlight) #9

Everybody with IQ under 100 should be hanged.


(Ctrix) #10

That’s a bit drastic isn’t it


(gg2ez) #11

That’s a bit drastic isn’t it[/quote]

Well if you do that, you’re left with “above average” citizens exclusively. It’s a fair call.


(SteelMailbox) #12

YOU GET A FIRE YOU GET A FIRE EVERYONE GETS A FIRE - everyone gets a free molotov to go on the streets and burn the shit out of any antisemitic motherfucker


(gg2ez) #13

Black jokes = Comedy.
Asian jokes = Comedy.
Jihad jokes = Comedy.
Jewish jokes = Hitler.

Just media things.


(Ctrix) #14

Would you be surprised if I told you that Jew is still used an an insult by some people?
And jokes about the middle east are pure racism 90% of the time. The muslim people have just learned not to provoke people who are understandably pissed off over the state of things.


(gg2ez) #15

[quote=“Ctrix;140422”]Would you be surprised if I told you that Jew is still used an an insult by some people?
And jokes about the middle east are pure racism 90% of the time. The muslim people have just learned not to provoke people who are understandably pissed off over the state of things.

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But why? It’s the 21st century for f*ck sake, with the rise of multiculturalism, you’d think that people would be less goddamn Xenophobic, sensitive, and butthurt wouldn’t ye?


(Ctrix) #16

But you would be wrong


(Thai-San) #17

I would say that the majority of people don’t use “jew” as a serious insult but rather more light-hearted. Like when you owe someone 5,10€ and you give him a 5 note and he demands the missing 10 ct and you response “Oh you greedy jew (or something”" while looking in your pockets for those missing 10ct. I don’t think anyone (or at least most of the people) wouldn’t see that as an actual insult against jews.

It’s just like calling someone a german if their waaay to strickt about little things or calling someone an asian if they got an A+ without learning a single second or what ever.

It’s just playing with stereotypes and not insulting a whole race/religion/country/whatever.
Let’s not go full PC and become social justice warriors, but take it with a smile and a laugh.


(Ctrix) #18

As a German, who has grown up in a university city, to then attend most of highschool in the deepest woods, I can tell you that jew was a frequent insult among, what they would like you to call, the conservative youth. And these were all intelligent people. German school system sorts by intelligence in 3 degrees. These where what you would call the smart kids.
Lets not even get started on the fact that guys can’t have long hair without being gay, or girls short hair. Dyed hair etc, as well as everyone who is not a conservative clearly being something to shake your head at.
You greatly underestimate the influence stereotypes hold by the parents have on their kids.

Also, Japanese getting A+ is because they do, infact, study like it’s their job. Studying for school is taken pretty seriously in Japan.