What is your most funny or absurd or dumbfounded situation?

(XP_Expert) #1

IMC, I have the same four cards

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/GQypJm9.jpg[/spoiler]

(Drcipres) #2

Play fletcher is absurd enough

(Jostabeere) #3

You mean MemeMan.

(SirSwag) #4

Having my whole team wiped by a single airstike is always shocking.

(Reddeadcap) #5

Being Rhino on defense in underground, shooting people coming up the elevator for the first objective.

Especially when many had explosive ability mercs.

(SaulWolfden) #6

Execution, half of my team on attacking going to the other objective when the bomb carrier went to the other…

(stealthyCharm) #7

[quote=“XP-Expert;21688”]IMC, I have the same four cards

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/GQypJm9.jpg[/spoiler][/quote]

When objective is clear, no one delivers the objective as it was clear for a good 45 seconds. Even with 10 seconds or more. I expect we should be able to get the obj done.

(LifeupOmega) #8

I started an alt account as a joke, I unboxed a gold KE72 Nader, a silver KE72 Nader, and then a silver Dreiss something Kira from regulars.

Beginner’s luck confirmed.

(Mrarauzz) #9

It’s always absurd when people see my level and expect me to be godlike.

(SpinnerzNQ) #10

Trading up to a gold Phantom to get the second worst loadout. Then doing the same thing later to get the worst loadout.
Or doing the SniffStick as I like to call it where you stick two bombs on someone’s back, shoot them in the foot, then blow them into smithereens. I remember the first time I did that a dead teammate was spectating me and he said “Fletcher, that is the greasiest thing I’ve ever seen.” Then he told everyone what happened and I just started dying.

(brennanfreak) #11

Whenever I have to play Phoenix cause the rotations just full charge when it’s not needed.

(KorpKyuuSama) #12

Engineers going for kills when is something to defuse.

1 fletcher and 2 proxys chasing an Aura in Execution… they manage to kill the aura and come back just in time for the triple kill with C4… they had 40 seconds to defuse it… but killing an aura is more important…

(Mc1412013) #13

Seeing sparks get clothes lined with a cricket bat while another merc is getting finished off all at one time talk about perfect timing

(Bestfinlandball) #14

Trading up to 4 fraggers and 3 skyhammers, only recieving BR-16 loadouts, didn’t even get the best br loadout for either of them. Now i have two silver B61 fraggers that are as obsolete as pineapple juggler

(Tanker_Ray) #15

Totally agree as I’m level 52…

problem is they ALWAYS expect us to be ALWAYS godlike.

(Reddeadcap) #16

These are all pretty sad and I can’t wrap my head around what was going on in everyone’s minds.

A ) I’m downed as an attacking Proxy infront of the first Terminal generator, the one that gasses the escalators, which has a C4 on it with about 15 seconds left. Friendly Skyhammer is trying pick me up since I’m right between the generator and doorway but is attacked for a moment, friendly Aura comes in, drops a healing station and starts trying to defuse the C4 in the room while I ask over my mic for help, other player that’s dead also is saying this but I’m sure you can guess what happened…

B ) Playing Redeye with a Bombsquad augment, looking into a smoke I’ve tossed in, 5 blips on screen. angry messages from other player on my team because he can’t see. There was absolutely no props between us, the smoke and the enemy players but the thing with bombsquad is that I’ve been telling people where bombs are, only for them to tell me to shut up, leading to them dying and complaining.

C ) Teammate is typing messages to me to shut the fuck up constantly because I told him to stop so I could hit him with a healthpack.

D ) This was the saddest imho, player is a Nader and basically runs around doing absolutely nothing, sees an enemy Vasilli, Vasilli shoots Nader, misses, Nader runs at Vasilli with a knife, Vasilli runs backwards in circles shooting with an MP400, reloading repeatedly, trying to no scope Nader aswell… Nader starts to run in circles after Vasilli, Vasilli stabs Nader, Nader dies and Nader doesn’t even use their Martyrdom, everyone else was dead.

(XP_Expert) #17

when i played nader in under ground, i saw rhino’s back. then i shot only his head with my crotzni’s 1 magazine. but he wasn’t die. because he stayed healing station.
after i death to minigun during changed my mag.

(SiegeFace) #18

In comp yesterday on chapel I threw an airstrike near the red bus as I was the only one alive and the enemy were holding the emp charge by there and camping it, they all get spooked by that mysterious red line and run away only for the airstrike to enter our spawn and kill all 4 of my team that were just about to jump off the ramp and get back into battle… then proceed to say sorry and murder every last one of the enemy until our team respawned… was hilarious and stupid and we still ended up winning that one xD

(XavienX) #19

When I keep missing headshot snipes on a person from the back because the person keeps moving around unexpectedly even though he has no idea I’m there.

(XavienX) #20

When I keep missing headshot snipes on a person from the back because the person keeps moving around unexpectedly even though he has no idea I’m there.