What is the funniest thing you ever saw in the in-game chat?

[ReXenderTzAr]

One guy quoted the Bible constantly when somebody killed him or if he killed someone and somehow still had a decent score.

[pumpkinmeerkat]

salt

[everlovestruck]

Lotsa more below
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I love how this guy stuck to me while there were people with lvls three times mine

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[Rokon2]

I got accused of using aim assist once for getting a defib kill.

[AlbinMatt]

I once had a chat box filled with racists. How do I know? Because everyone spoke in Indonesian, English, Tagalog, and three guys wrote in Hanzi and Cyrillic, with the only two languages I understand being filled with racist epitaphs of varying creativity.

I hate myself so much for not screencaping that game. Seriously, play in an Asian server if you want to learn why globalization is bad.

[MuddyGrenade]

I once was in a ranked game and had a guy say something along the lines of “Stop wasting my time guys, I’m not a teenager so I can’t just spend it playing video games.”
Like bruh, if you don’t have time to put in the game, why the fuck are you queuing for a ranked match?

[STARRYSOCK]

This makes me miss the best of DB chat thread. Someone should resurrect that, lol.
I have so many favourites. Here are a few:

[Demonic_Muff1n]

so there was this one dude called SENSEI so then i decided to put in the chat “sensei do u know de weh?”

[K1X455]

[Bestfinlandball]

[Mc1412013]

Being told im a hacker by a bunch of noobs even though i have the lowest kills in game(medic at the time healing not killing

[STARRYSOCK]

@Mc1412013 said:
Being told im a hacker by a bunch of noobs even though i have the lowest kills in game(medic at the time healing not killing

Aura speed hax

[Mc1412013]

@STARRYSOCK said:

@Mc1412013 said:
Being told im a hacker by a bunch of noobs even though i have the lowest kills in game(medic at the time healing not killing

Aura speed hax

What now???

[Guziol]

Somebody implied i was not very good at the game. I found it most amusing.

[Mc1412013]

so apparently being top of the score board and having a private profile automatically makes u a hacker. and the funny part is the douche bag on the enemy team that’s flinging the hacusations at us is the idiot at the bottom. And i wasnt the only one being acused the other guy was being acused of wall hax by same 2 idiots. this is why i hate playing noobs

[K1X455]

@Mc1412013 I get that too even with 248ms pings

[OCB-Wildcard]

@Mc1412013 said:
so apparently being top of the score board and having a private profile automatically makes u a hacker. and the funny part is the douche bag on the enemy team that’s flinging the hacusations at us is the idiot at the bottom. And i wasnt the only one being acused the other guy was being acused of wall hax by same 2 idiots. this is why i hate playing noobs

Funniest part of them mentioning VAC Bans is that there are instances of false VAC Bans; where the ban was put into place due to a mistake that was overlooked in the ban-wave process. Most don’t bother to complain and get them removed because it is an annoying 3-week process, or more, trying to get the VAC team and Steam Support to get off their asses and look into it; but they can be disputed and removed if you truly didn’t do anything.

[Splicerrr]

I hope he was joking lul

[n-x]

@Splicerrr said:

I hope he was joking lul

I once saw a guy who called another player hacker because he revived himself. The accused player was a Phoenix…

[Mc1412013]

@-OCB-Wildcard said:

@Mc1412013 said:
so apparently being top of the score board and having a private profile automatically makes u a hacker. and the funny part is the douche bag on the enemy team that’s flinging the hacusations at us is the idiot at the bottom. And i wasnt the only one being acused the other guy was being acused of wall hax by same 2 idiots. this is why i hate playing noobs

Funniest part of them mentioning VAC Bans is that there are instances of false VAC Bans; where the ban was put into place due to a mistake that was overlooked in the ban-wave process. Most don’t bother to complain and get them removed because it is an annoying 3-week process, or more, trying to get the VAC team and Steam Support to get off their asses and look into it; but they can be disputed and removed if you truly didn’t do anything.

Fyi The vac bans are not mine the other guy suposedly has a vac ban